Dazzler

The day you finally touch a minge is going to be insane. Just kidding. You’ll never touch a minge.

Nuno once again having Howe’s number, it seems. We almost always play shit against his teams

Aye, I can’t believe we have a 0% pass completion. It’s unheard of. Another shit record broken. HOWE OUT.

I hope not. RTG have been sending their analysts videos of how we’re proper shit, marra.

I didn’t think he was like.

I didn’t have Joelinton getting the Sean Longstaff treatment on my bingo card. Fair play to you all.

He likes coming on and snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. Especially against West Ham.

8 yards? I bet you think your dick is massive, eh?

If you’re on a delayed stream you’re in for a real treat. Oh sorry, I meant trick.

FYP

“Our”

Is Ramsey made of glass or time wasting?

Someone’s granda is about to come on for Wyki’s cuckold.

My dad looks forward to it.

The first point would make sense if we hadn’t scored. I agree with the second point.

He’s just making sure his groin is sufficiently stretched for when he rifles your missus later.

Thiaw I’d guess. He’s covered there before.

Half of the players that were shit in the first half didn’t play that much football mid-week. Not sure the busy schedule applies when they’ve been largely rested.

Or ease off the gummies. Psychosis from too much THC.

This smacks of a “show up half arsed and win” attitude given how shit they’ve been. I hope someone comes out in bandages. Howe needs to neck four fingers of whiskey and pull a fergie special at half time.

Now brother/father Dewgal, theyse black n white stripes are in yeh brayan which is reylly small. The reyal black n white stripes are far awayah in Newcastle.

I hope we do a big Isak display that said Jim fixed it for me to be injured and shit on Merseyside next to a cartoon display of his whistling sphincter.