Dazzler

2-0, us. I’m there so expect 2-0, them

Get Leo Shahar training with the first team since I take it that Harrison Ashby is presently injured at a championship club (because he always is)

Why do we always play shitter against teams “decimated by injuries”? Weren't Bournemouth “decimated by injuries” when they absolutely pumped us last season?

Sunderland with another injury time goal, the spawny cunts.

He’ll give them an equaliser and then play next goal wins. Unless we score.

Wyki stream?

No he was thumbing it in and was running out of patience.

Osula with a moment of mad bastardery that we needed to pull their defence apart

Best cross Elanga has put in since signing and no cunt is challenging for it.

Has been for weeks. He’s been fucked by the two main full backs getting crocked.

What a save that was tbf

If Joe got that Bruno chance earlier we win this. Curse Bruno and his pointy head.

I take it back

Elanga picking up were Murphy left off.

Your team is literally playing at the same time

Nice to not have trippier over a terribly taken free kick.

Thanks for your input. Now boil your head.

Banks would give them the free kick for headbutting someone’s fist.

Banks fucking loves the glass centre pass it on.

That was a fucking sitter man. Fucking hell.

Feel a bit sorry for Miley coming off. Big Joe has been anonymous.

Ramsey, Tonali and Barnes on please.

“Okay mate you’re a footballer from Brazil. You have fifty names and for branding you need to be known by a single name. What’s your preference?” Kevin.