Dazzler

Whats he like on the blart? Or does your missus not know yet?

Pope How do you concede a corner doing that?

That could have been a bad one by Thiaw

Good start this. Ramsey looks like he’s going to be an option running into the box which is something we lack.

Fucking unlucky man. Brilliant move.

That midfielder is going to get elbowed. I’m calling it now

Benfica’s tactic seems to be shithouse Bruno into a red

I reckon cancer would trump the lot tbh.

In fairness, there was one gravy stained mag that hounded him out and it's the mag they think is alright for a mag - Alan Shearer.

Nobody. Isak’s on hunger strike to force Liverpool to make a move for Jacob Murphy.

He'd have gotten 12 if it wasn't for that pesky linesman.

Exactly that, marra. If you ignore all of the audio, text and video of him saying he was a mag then you quickly come to the realisation that he loved sun'lin. Obviously, it relies on ignoring ALL of that physical evidence - which as you well know, I do. FTM.

It's been years since a saw a PP fan denial video, but this was was enjoyable.

Can ya beleyve the mags n Hoe-ah-sayah Mew-rey-ney-oh-ah are having a peweh love in the neyt oveh someone tha both loved and greatly admired? Wouldn't catch a marra doing that. Peweh embarrassing and desperadoahs if yeh ask ez. It was just like ah was saying to the lad from Bilbao, when weh were talking abewt our decades, nay, centuries old friendship. Wah'd just beyn talkin' abewt how much of a MLF Pickford and Hendo were an ah sez, do you hate the mags an'aal? Ey just smiled at ez, but I could tell worrey meant by it.

RIP. I had no idea that the dad of the son of the man who went viral in his car had passed.

What a fucking ponce man. Had to ruin it.

Him on the left is 2025 Graham Norton. The suit is a dead giveaway.

Co-pilot nails it again

We have Radio 2 on in the office and Vine has had his usual phone in for extremists. The amount of people crying innocent until proven guilty for Prince Andrew is fucking insane. Simpering cunts. Guarantee that each and every one of them would be marching in the street if BBC news said the word Muslim too close to the words grooming gang. “Up next, the Muslim Imam who help save babies and puppies from a burning building is awarded keys to the city. Next up a white grooming gang…” Sayah no more, Brenda spark me tak-ey-torch up, marra. Wah’ve got weyley bins to spark up neyeh the premyeh inn dewn Whitburn.

Thankfully those cult members will be wiped out in under a week. Even the red hat doils in their military will fall in line. I hope this civil war happens before Our next election. It’ll be nice to end the whole reform shit with a pre-emptive “see what you could’ve won”

I’m not sure he has the military or national guard tbh.. he’s pulled Trump tactics on them to avoid paying for overtime and shit. I think they all turn on him and he’s left with a militia of maga mongs who’ve served no time in the military but hate browns and blacks and have grandpappy’s old musket above the mantelpiece.

Her name is Rewbey and I’d recognise her anywhere. She’s the one pinging Feylix cans at the bizzeys.

Or when Isak does

I thought he never won a game here and then we appointed Steve Bruce who let him enter us viciously and without live. But I may be wrong.