Dazzler

No need to turn him into a player with flair, but coaching him to carry the ball forward and contribute offensively is not that big an big ask. Especially, if he's that good. No one is expecting step overs and shit. He's arguably one of the best in the world at what he's good at - but he's very limited in the other aspects required of a modern centre midfielder. We get the defensive aspect from all of our current midfielders working in tandem, but we also get assists and goals from them too (not as many as I'd like but still). It could be argued that we'd get more out of Bruno/Tonali further up the pitch if we had one specific player to do that defensive role but I feel like we'd lose that tribal, hunt in packs attitude they have if it was all left to one player.

Ross Camp

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Excuse me, I have to go and see if this happened before or after you chased away my fellow bloggers (or this was one of the route causes).

Could have just tied the bit at the back into a ponytail and kept the dream alive. @Monkeys Fist They can take away your tie dye t shirt, but they will never take your ability to launch your own shit off a cliff at posers in a grands worth of walking gear.

Are Costco showing the fight, mate? Could really do with a hot dog, and refilling my drink.

He's half way up a fucking cliff man, I refuse to believe they don't take turns launching their turds to see who can get it the furthest. It's the disgusting, hippy equivalent of hockling off bridges.

That may be the first time in the history of human existence that anything Welsh has ever been described as perfect.

Fucking hell she's looking a bit rough these days.

That is the one - However I am less bothered about Beckham hanging out the back of her, and more interested in why Frank Skinner hates her. Google is unusually blank on the subject.

There's more chance of me bending over for 50 year old Becks than the 20 something, metrosexual weirdo in a sarong, personally.

"That Welsh lass who does the owld opera who 'allegedly' got pumped by Beckham, who isn't Churchy" is about as much respect as I will ever give to opera singers/performers

Was it Beckham who was rumoured to have bucked the Welsh opera lass who isn't Charlotte Church as well?

Aye it was. The one against Sheffield that he clipped first time for Wilson was a thing of beauty as well.

Affairs, plural? I thought he only rifled the babysitter.

If that fella was a mackem the seagull would have gotten a bit of this rather than a punch.

Aye, there's a big difference between Man Utd playing long balls compared to Fat Sam's Bolton IMO. Skill and precision over hit and hope. Also, Man Utd at that time had the ability to play along the deck and move the ball quickly. Fat Sam used to have his goalie go for goal, and then sit in the stands with a fucking head set on to try and make out that he was some kind of avant garde genius. the only thing he was ahead of the curve on was annoying, fat dick heads with bluetooth head gear.

There is no such thing as a proportionate response, unfortunately. The closest I can think of would be bringing the gunmen and militants to justice (by legal means or lethal) and freeing any hostages. Sadly, it'll be more likely a case of retaliatory bombing of civilian areas in Palestine which will serve nothing more than to stoke the fires further. It's a vicious cycle and one I can't see ending any time soon.

The game Rice gave up a run into the box half way through because they were losing 4-1. It was the only time he'd been in our half all game as well. The game before that he got an assist from a corner, and that was about it.

I feel great tbf. I've come to accept and appreciate my usually horrendously bad takes. Surely though, if a more attacking/creative midfielder can be come an integral part of Moysey ball then it goes against your argument in favour of Rice - because why couldn't Rice adapt to become more box to box and contribute more if Paqueta can? Rice had way longer to adapt to Moyes too. IMO Rice is limited. He's excellent at defending from midfield, he's not as great at anything else.

Settled on the deck holding his head the soft cunt

What is it they say about cockroaches again?

Aye, de-ageing is not something I can get onboard with. The Irishman was awful (to me) because of it. It stopped me getting into it fully, watching an 80 year old De Niro de-aged to look like a 30 year old, kicking the fuck out of someone but moving like an 80 year old whilst doing it. It was comically bad - just get a young actor to play the younger version of De Niro for fuck sake. Give some young up and comers an opportunity to impress instead.