Dazzler

Wilson could have played Tonali there greedy cunt.

Gordon gets pushed into their player and they cry for a pen. Daft cunts.

It’s going to be 4-4 this isn’t it?

Murillo just threw him out of the way. So a fucking foul then, aye?

Callum Wilson will at least lean on Selz

Bruno with his trademark dive on the edge of their box. It literally never goes his way. Cunt refuses to look to play the ball.

What a fucking tackle by Hall there to dig Tino out of the shit.

How long until Yates two footers someone?

It was their fault tbf. They were all better than him.

Anderson as well. Fucking dishing out eye gouges in the first half.

Assuming his omission wasn’t gastrointestinal distress related.

I’d have took Bruno off. He’s done fuck all.

Osula, Barnes and Wilson on just to change things up. This has been shite second half.

I think it looked a bit stampy at first glance. But never a yellow when you see it back.

I think Hall is a Tuchel player tbf, he gave him his debut at Chelsea. Plus I reckon a German is less likely to give a fuck if he upsets one of the big clubs.

He’s better now than ‘Trent’ has ever been. He can actually defend for one.

How are these third man?

I’m so happy that the commentator labelled him the ‘in form keeper’ before kick off. It’s usually our players that get labels like that and go on to shit in their hands and clap.

I never thought I’d be happy to see Selz have another shit game at SJP but here we are.

Pope back to being Pope with that pass

Poor Isak. You just know his chopper is bigger than the circumference of the footy so that’s leaving a canny bruise.

It would be fucking glorious if we completely cancelled out the Forest vs Brighton score.

Willock too tbf. He’s everywhere. Bruno is doing the Tonali role it appears as he’s been quiet by his own standards.

Was that Schar with his trademark suicide pass?

He’s swinging from the wardrobe after the 4th