Dazzler

Fuck it. If it’s deemed that LTA can come back then this can be deleted - I’m not arsed. 2-0 us.

Usually around 4:30 - 5:30 isn’t it? It definitely wasn’t that late a couple seasons ago.

Silenced the daft cunts that racially abused him last week too. Hopefully this is the first step towards him getting back to his best for us.

In a weird way I think I'll enjoy the final versus Liverpool more than I would have against Spurs. The likelihood is that we'll probably lose the game (at least the part of my brain in charge of rational thinking tells me this) so I won't be heading into it nervous or anything. There is only upside if we prove me wrong and we win. A final against Spurs I'd have had higher expectations considering they are usually bottle jobs the same as us and Howe seemingly has the measure of Ange - so I would have been insanely nervous heading into that final.

Should have just stuck to the facts and called him a rapist tbf

2-1 is a 50% improvement on the last three cup finals tbf.

FYP

"eeeeeee la, why does me pillow stink?"

They have a thread questioning how many years it’ll take them to compete with us but it’s boring because it’s all largely sensible comments saying they probably never will again.

I’m an accountant. Just be glad I don’t start about super deductions.

And then the whole train started clapping.

I think it becomes redundant at the end of the season anyway since the rules switch over to the UEFA model. My view is we are hoping to pick the bones of the clubs that are scrambling to meet the criteria before 30th June. We’re hoping to be Brighton and get a Minteh type at the expense of a club that has been a bit daft.

Fucking hell lads, it's only 6-7 years - not 67. I am sure we'll all be around to witness TBD never get a ticket.

Just get a prefab stadium and a crane - knock the whole thing up in a few hours. Maybe the club could offer free hot dogs in burger buns and get the fans in to fit the new seats for them - it worked out for our webbed toed neighbours.

I am not sure it is. Both highlight intent which is the most damning thing but the longer sentence explains a motive.

"There is no evidence of murder" - She got convicted of seven murders and eight additional attempts at murder. Admittedly, I am no legal expert but I assume there must have been some evidence of murder. It's just a case of shit care and natural causes - the fact that all of the deaths occurred when she was on shift, and the rate of deaths was unprecedented is just a coincidence. Howay man, the mad cunt did it.

Who wants to tell him?

Farage will have been ousted by then for being too centrist anyways. Musk only wants Aryan brothers leading the nations - none of this tab smoking, pint drinking, investment banking man of the people bollocks.

It might come in like a skimmer and slit the top of the earth off and give the flat earthers somewhere to live and finally feel validated. Not for long though as they will be involved in a molten lava related accident pretty sharpish.

Thankfully a wedge of the cunts selecting reform will be dead by the time the next election rolls around.

Willock is normally spot on against teams that play high lines. He generally can't do a thing against a team with ten men behind the ball as his pace is redundant and he's not strong enough to get through them. Arsenal is the type of team I'd expect him to cause a bit of bother with his pace.

Standing, sitting and trying to push it back in through your shorts to buy time.

Michelle Keegan. That's why he's not responding. He's ripping it off at the hinge with one hand and got three fingers, knuckle deep in his jinker with the other.