Dazzler

Sangare is the best penalty taker in history to nail the bar so heavily on purpose. We should sign him.

Is that where Carroll and Nolan used to get their beak from?

It’s them Durham mags, marra. Deviants.

“In other news, Sean Longstaff won a competition on the back of a sugar puff box to win a trip to outer space. He’s said to be looking forward to the opportunity to retrieve one of the many, many footballs he’s sent into orbit over the years.”

He’s still around, haunting my dreams.

It might cheer you up a bit tbf. Crack on I say.

Plus the risk associated to Botman’s injury. We have no idea on whether he comes back the same or not.

Miggy and Murphy fired us to CL before like. Just saying….

Isak was signed for mental money off the back of a fucking terrible season at Sociedad. For a 1 in 3 striker at the time you could definitely argue we overpaid for him. However, he’s proven his worth twice over already. Guehi could easily be no different.

If the club need someone that will take lacers to the face for target practice, I’m available. £5k per week would be a significant pay rise for me, and save the club a fortune.

Can't tell if this is about SBR or Pardew, either way it didn't happen the way they've said it happened. Spitting on a manager is MLF behaviour we all saw their mockumentary on netflix.

£25m for a 1 in 4 striker is mental. He had a good chance to impress last season in a team that creates loads and was shit - bar one hat trick.

For an inverted winger lover he seems to love Murphy on the RW at the minute.

The five nights at Freddie’s rip off he was in was better than the actual five nights at Freddie film. He doesn’t have any lines in it whatsoever and it just a fucking badass stuck in a proper stupid premise but it was an easy watch.

He was a shit lecter though, as a fan of the books. Mads Mikkelsen was absolutely superb in the series though.

Comparing Cage and Hopkins is like comparing me to messi because I did two kick ups with a balloon

Their marketing team deserves the Oscar. Getting simpletons to compare it to silence of the lambs takes some doing. Not even Cage’s trademark overacting can save it.

It truly is abysmal tbf. Overhyped shite.

I noticed on the telly that he was doing the leadership stuff still. Even yesterday, despite them showing him with his head in his hands and what not. He might be a fuck up off the pitch but he’s still a model pro on it IMO.

Na he’s on about the whole set up, I think. The players look like they can’t be fucked and Howe looks absolutely miserable. Howe has had a cob on since June tbf like.

He said that in his presser this week. He’s part of the selection committee but in terms of negotiating the deals etc that’s all Mitchell

Yeah, I think so. He always said he was a step removed etc.