Dazzler

Wonder if we’re one of the 4 as yet unnamed clubs in for Reiss Nelson. Seems like something we’d do tbh

I hope Susanna Reid gave Parish crabs.

Not if you're in a £60m hole you need to get out of to avoid a point's deduction. That's like using a step ladder to get out of a valley.

Strasborg vs Jeddah

Who is/are Chelsea's partner club(s)? I bet they are based in far nicer countries than fucking Saudi Arabia.

The Ronnie Gill is so certain of our transfer activity today that on it's live feed it's actively posting about players we were linked with ages ago now being linked to other clubs

We walked away after they shifted the goal posts. I'd say we definitely told them to get fucked.

I mean it was already confirmed considering we fucked them off yesterday

"Wuh were this close to gettin' it owa the line"

"On it wor kid"

She must have a brain injury - If Howe's lips are flapping in a presser he's being disingenuous

I can't wait to see Toney stinking the place out for Ajax in six months when he realises how shit it is to live in KSA.

That's Howe handing his fucking notice in then. Cheers Luke yi daft baldy cunt.

Came through Man Utd youth set up and fucked off to Lille. That's the only reason I can think of he gets in - because he once wore a Man Utd shirt.

If the window closes and we sign no one then we're keeping our powder dry for January when Man City (with our help) shag the EPL into submission over their anti-competitive rules. Then we buy everyone.

I have a conspiracy theory that Donald Trump is a MLF and he is behind every single one of the RTG accounts. It's just a place for his multiple personalities to conversate freely. They are all very much Donald Trump though.

I bet the comments on this are spectacular.

You went through all of that just to disagree with your own point at the end. Impressive.

The website is a fucking goldmine tbh. I just kept scrolling and it gets funnier. He's got two reviews of the trading cards from people who got to enjoy the gala dinner. Both pretty young blondes

Fucking trump trainers man. He's the ultimate con man

If Miggy goes to Fulham for £15m+ but £12.5m gets you Chiesa then the game is well and truly gone.

"NDUBZ?! WHAT IS AN NDUBZ?"

Look like a shit NDubz tribute band,