Dazzler

Hall shit the bed there. Sorry to the lads on commentary who can’t masturbate furiously since Salah didn’t bury it.

No, off for Osula.

Trippier on. So that’s at least one more Liverpool goal guaranteed.

The only one they won was when none of them cunts were there. All at home twitching because they couldn’t be out and about chawing their favourite players jewellery.

Great play by Gordon. No cunt there to poke it in though.

Fuck off man. Liverpool wankfest to resume.

How the fuck is that a foul man? Fucking hell.

My stream keeps bouncing between Optus and TNT. It’s fucking unnerving tbh.

Livramento is no different to Miggy in an offensive position.

“Wilson got fouled in the box, so let’s show you the Liverpool goal again”

Who had 50 minutes in the Callum Wilson death pool?

Bit of damage. Where?

Our fans singing soft as shite

Gordon doing his best Schar impression. slobbidob being a soft cunt.

Schar puts this into the wall. Nailed on.

Barnes looks like he’ll be coming on shortly since Howe is having a hand over the mouth mafia conversation with him.

Osula just laces it, he doesn’t have finesse that I have seen. So both those Wilson chances at least test the goalie if Osula is onto them.

I’m hoping they look at this and think they have the final in the bag and then we get them three back in and kick the fucking life out of them.

That’s his default position at the minute.

Blue Velvet. You’ll notice the match is on behind him but he’s facing the other way. Only excuse for that is tits.

1-0 isn’t bad. It’s an improvement on Man City at least

Having him marking an Argentinian could be dangerous. Bruno has previous for getting annoyed at them cunts.

Hopefully he comes on at half time and we switch to a back five. I’m sick of this shite. I reckon we could bring him on for Wilson and we’d still look better,

Pope Jesus Christ man.

Wilson You’d at least like to think you could still rely on his finishing. So now Trippier, Schar and Wilson are all fucked at this level.