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Carsley played for Ireland. He’s not daft. He’s probably just scared James McLean will leave something ticking under his bike seat.

I think it depends on the shade of shooter tbh.

4 just means brother dad claimed the wrong hole on aunty sister over the pond.

This would have been a more appropriate reaction tbh:

It's impressive that they've found a Glaswegian staffy capable of handling multi-million pound contract negotiations tbf.

I hope you've won just so we get to witness Eddie Howe's shithousing corporate sponsorship mags tbh.

A lot of stuff written in half eaten crayon, I'd imagine.

This may be the reality but this is what RTG actually saw:

It was only a cracking half season tbf, he was slowly reverting to form towards the end but still had a few outstanding performances (like when we shagged Brighton). I don't recall any rumours of big offers / clubs looking at him at the time though and I've always got the impression that his aim is to head back to the MLS so he's going to run his contract down to a point an MLS team can afford him or he'll leave for free.

Until that last sentence I was going to point out that this is far too low to be correct. I remember there being one a month for a spell a few years ago - I'm guessing they were cases with three or less deaths so won't have counted.

Beale probably. Mad thing is the wheels will have fallen off for froggy Cousteau by the time of the fa cup draw.

Aye but what did you have for dinner? Don't fucking dare say a ham sarnie or a bit of beetroot!

One of these:

Feel better about yourself? He's been made a multi-millionaire multiple times over by being extremely terrible at his job. If anything you should be ashamed of yourself that you couldn't make millions off the back of face planting the bottom rung of the career ladder tbh

Olivier Kemen currently plays them. So it's the club toon legends go to in Turkey so perhaps this is true.

As it stands I can't see Trippier leaving now we've let Ashby go on loan. That leaves us with one first choice right back in Livramento and one back up in Krafth who is currently back up RCB too. Seems awfully risky to me given our recent injury history. That being said, I know fuck all.

You have to admire his ability to blag jobs. If I'd been sacked from so many jobs I'd have my professional status revoked for lack of professional development. Yet this fella just walks into dead end job after dead end job and limbos under an ever decreasing lower bar with absolute ease. Hats off to the useless, fat cunt IMO.

Tbf TAA is just Jamal Lewis with a half decent free kick.

The fact so many on there are claiming he's "sound for a mag" or a "decent fella" makes me feel a little bit better about my irrational dislike of him (as a bloke) based on nothing more than second hand accounts of what a cunt he is

He’s been a fan for over 70 years and has gotten this worked up over a transfer window. I think Father Time will do the work of an expensive pony for free pretty soon.

FYP

Wonder if we’re one of the 4 as yet unnamed clubs in for Reiss Nelson. Seems like something we’d do tbh