Dazzler

Two legged if it’s called miggy. Dogs have two right feet.

Snorted what he thought was toot and ended up in a k hole. Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction only rapier.

I mean, even if it did who actually gives a fuck? The bloke is going on holiday (I presume) and he’s more concerned with what people are wearing and has the audacity to call other people sad acts

Pardew with just for men and a hair transplant.

From what I’ve read of him he’s a proper normal, decent person. He was late into politics so probably hasn’t been completely corrupted by it.

Is that what Darren Bent calls his brother during five a side after attempting a step over and falling over?

Fat Sam would listen to a fray bentos though, otherwise it assumes he puts earplugs in every time he lights a fart.

TotalSportedYP

Can he even speak English? He’s been here for the better part of a decade and I swear I’ve only heard him do interviews in Spanish

Just dye Miggy's hair blonde and send him - the scousers will never tell the difference.

Is this cunt legit or the Spanish Sean Casey?

He looks gaunt too IMO. Looks like less of a fat fuck. Hopefully, it's because the cunt is terminally ill. It would be great if he survived just long enough to witness his house of cards coming down before the AIDS finally catches up to him.

Doesn't Harris have literal republicans coming out and endorsing her now too? Trump can't even unite his own party, he has a handful of koolaid drinkers and a smidgen of never trumpers falling in line hoping he gets a custodial sentence and one of them get to take over. The longer this goes on the worse it looks for him. Harris appears to be in the Starmer role - say nowt controversial and let Trump eat himself alive - it seems to be working too. Trump has aged about 15 years since Biden stepped down

No one wants to be a professor, no? Losers.

Aah cannit eyven garn ta the capital without seying theyse skunk bastards heading to big meytings in tha tewn tops. It’s a good job aah sayah something every time, marra. Aah’d John wick them if they said owt back an’aahl. Aah did jewjitsew for a weyk as a bairn so aahm a deadley weapon.

1,200 people completed this questionnaire. Not sure it’s representative tbh

Maybe it was moved to the gold section in honour of his service to the club. (it wouldn’t have been)

Signing of the season: Osula - based on he’s the only one capable of winning this so far. Top goalscorer: Isak Most assists: Gordon Biggest surprise: Longstaff gets the bullet, gets sold to Leicester (or similar) and is replaced by Jamie Miley Best Young player: Tino Player of the season: Gordon again. PL finish: 4th Trophies? League Cup

I can’t wait for him to get Burnley promoted and then quit because he gets pumped 9-0 again.

Escapes me like. I thought it was just the place my sleep paralysis demon dwelled. I don’t think it’s an actual place. Sounds overrated.

She’s surely just a stretched out bit of canvas now like that wife on doctor who. “Don’t get the booster. It’ll give you cancer and it’ll burn my fingers when I’m jabbing your poo.”

It’s a dark place full of terrors, ghouls and things that go bump in the night. Thankfully, there is an abundance of bandages for any slips, trips or falls severe enough to break the skin.