BobHopeandNoHope

Beeewwwwwww, peewweeerrrr. I bet 20000 of them are glad there was a rush on jewks so they had to work late shift.

Comparing Kenny Sansom when he was here, to Trippier, is like comparing Wayne Fereday to Ronaldo. I think it’s a better shout than playing Schar there, which a lot of people seem to think could work (not me)

What about playing Trippier as a holding ish midfielder, Tino right back, Longy and Bruno ahead of Trippier? Has to be better than fuckin Hayden. I’ll email Eddie right away, problem solved 😆

Zorro you should’ve asked these when they were out your way seeing Sofia or somebody last month

“After news from Brazil” thought he lived in fuckin Darras Hall……hoping it’s bollox!

Well it makes a change from shitting in the street you fuckin minging tramp

On that basis re yellow cards….shouldn’t Rodri have had a second yellow for clattering Bruno when he cleared the ball in our six yard box. Couldn’t believe it never even got a mention.

Apparently been an armed robbery or attempted armed robbery at big Joe’s house in Ponteland tonight ffs

Any bedwetters saying we should have attacked more…aye we did ask them to give us the ball but they told us to fuck off ffs. You need the ball to attack! And when we got it we tried. Gutting last minute goal and it’s not Trippiers fault ffs, it’s world class. We gave our best, that’s all we ask….isn’t it?? 12 first team players crocked or ill…bench weak as piss, I’ll call them if they’re dog shit, but not for that I won’t!

A 3-2 score draw to us…..Frank Pingel first goal scorer

Yes course they are….now fuck off and do some proper journalism.

Mackem behaviour

It’ll be gutting if he goes anywhere, but if he goes to those cunts, that would just be rubbing our noses in it ffs!

Fuck off SMBs

Voted Wilson but can’t see his sale generating enough to fund any decent incomings….we need to keep all of the others mentioned though, above Wilson. Probably gonna be a case of getting through till the end of this season, then look at signings. I’ve as much clue about FFP as I have about Astro Physics ffs.

Never watched that shit in me life so wouldn’t know….but

The media enjoying stirring the pot, basically egging on one of the septics to bid for Bruno. I honestly don’t think we’d sell Bruno. But aye possibly Almiron, Targett, Wilson down the line and get the other dead wood off the wage bill too. We have cover for Almiron and Targett to a degree, desperately need cover if Wilson leaves obviously. We were told a 5-10 year plan so just have to keep on the upward trajectory, financially. The fact that we’ve now moved up to 7th in the ‘pecking order’ in a short space of time shows the progress we’re making…but aye FFP is a pain and just protects the cartel.

Thread on Ready to Groom….Falling out of Love with Football 😂 looks like that fuckin nonce Exile is broken …along with a lot more. Nothing at all to do with getting battered on Saturday by us of course!

You know what it is about these cunts! They blather on about ‘windmilling’ Geordies or mags blah blah ….all the derbies I’ve been to…and it’s a fuckin lot…not once have I seen these tossers come to the toon mob handed, they could’ve got on the metro… got off at the monument or Haymarket or whatever, not fuckin once have they done it…yet they’ll tell their sad imaginary stories. Sad fuckin mackem Bastards couldn’t be more fitting! And no I’m not encouraging violence but they just spout total and utter shit. Windmilling ffs. I’ve never seen a mackem windmill any fucker, unless windmilling means throwing stones from a 100 metres away. You got outclassed now go away and suck your morhers tits….again!

Fuck right off you mackem cunts, you are absolute shit. It just has to be said 😂

Off on the lash. Not predicting the score as I’m shit and a jinx. I’ll predict an orc or more than one will have a go at one of our players and missiles will be thrown regularly at corners and throw ins etc. And their display will be a great laugh and be blowing all over the pitch after 10 mins. Fuckin Howay Newcassel do these cunts 🏴🏳️🏴🏳️🏴🏳️