BobHopeandNoHope

Mackem behaviour

It’ll be gutting if he goes anywhere, but if he goes to those cunts, that would just be rubbing our noses in it ffs!

Fuck off SMBs

Voted Wilson but can’t see his sale generating enough to fund any decent incomings….we need to keep all of the others mentioned though, above Wilson. Probably gonna be a case of getting through till the end of this season, then look at signings. I’ve as much clue about FFP as I have about Astro Physics ffs.

Never watched that shit in me life so wouldn’t know….but

The media enjoying stirring the pot, basically egging on one of the septics to bid for Bruno. I honestly don’t think we’d sell Bruno. But aye possibly Almiron, Targett, Wilson down the line and get the other dead wood off the wage bill too. We have cover for Almiron and Targett to a degree, desperately need cover if Wilson leaves obviously. We were told a 5-10 year plan so just have to keep on the upward trajectory, financially. The fact that we’ve now moved up to 7th in the ‘pecking order’ in a short space of time shows the progress we’re making…but aye FFP is a pain and just protects the cartel.

Thread on Ready to Groom….Falling out of Love with Football 😂 looks like that fuckin nonce Exile is broken …along with a lot more. Nothing at all to do with getting battered on Saturday by us of course!

You know what it is about these cunts! They blather on about ‘windmilling’ Geordies or mags blah blah ….all the derbies I’ve been to…and it’s a fuckin lot…not once have I seen these tossers come to the toon mob handed, they could’ve got on the metro… got off at the monument or Haymarket or whatever, not fuckin once have they done it…yet they’ll tell their sad imaginary stories. Sad fuckin mackem Bastards couldn’t be more fitting! And no I’m not encouraging violence but they just spout total and utter shit. Windmilling ffs. I’ve never seen a mackem windmill any fucker, unless windmilling means throwing stones from a 100 metres away. You got outclassed now go away and suck your morhers tits….again!

Fuck right off you mackem cunts, you are absolute shit. It just has to be said 😂

Off on the lash. Not predicting the score as I’m shit and a jinx. I’ll predict an orc or more than one will have a go at one of our players and missiles will be thrown regularly at corners and throw ins etc. And their display will be a great laugh and be blowing all over the pitch after 10 mins. Fuckin Howay Newcassel do these cunts 🏴🏳️🏴🏳️🏴🏳️

Tony Bellew’s brother mid sex change going by it’s paps

Roy Keane and Chris Waddle on punditry ffs …that’s it then, there’ll definitely be a pelanty and Keane will be doing his best to keep his hatred for us hidden for ermmm 5 minutes.

All the fuckers who sing ‘Gannin along the Scotswood Road’ at the wrong time, instead of ‘passin the folks alang the road’ need to learn this. Aye I’ll be giving it a blast in the morning too 👍🏼

The Bilbao fan has responded…..I think another special fwendship is ruined …suicide watch will continue in chicken town

Craig no Hope has them fewmin now about some Jobe Bellingham shite…..but it’s all a mag ploy to unsettle the mackems before kick off 😂…..marras, you are doing a great job doing all the unsettling yourselves. We are just sitting laughing at you and your fewmmmmmmm. Keep it up cos it’s fuckin hilarious.

I had a few things to do but fuck it, I think I’ll just head over to Ready to Groom for the comedy value instead

I see those whinging twats at Arsenal are now asking for more protection for Saka from referees because he’s the THIRD most fouled player in the premier League ffs. I now fully expect our owners to do the same, with Bruno being the 2nd most fouled player. Honestly these entitled cunts try every trick in the book to influence decisions!

Anything with webbed feet on the jury would be at risk of getting molested by the mackem rapist….I mean ‘alleged’ cough cough aye right.

Steve Bruce’s daughter…..well I would

Always nervous during a derby build up but fuck them.

I’m watching it shitfaced in the pub shouting like a mad eejit as always and living in hope and being the blind optimist.