BobHopeandNoHope

we think our VAR is bad, these fuckers are off the map!

I just think (and it’s like any job when new people come in) finding out what they’re like and just pointing out that he doesn’t want any big changes to his role, or anyone acting the cunt. Personally I thought it was a positive interview, or not as negative as some seem to think. Time will tell …I don’t think England would suit Eddie at all, not yet anyway.

Was it ‘I can’t wait to get home and shag me sisters arse’ oh that’s more than three words ….ermmmmmm Fuck The Mags? They must go in a shop and say 20 lambert and butler pleyse and by the way marra FTM ….gormless bunch of smelly tramps that they are. Hope you’ve been fumigated after the gig.

A few of us stayed in Langholm (I think that’s how you spell it) near to the hotel was a nightclub..well if that’s what you can call it …The Elephant Shed or some fuckin thing if I remember rightly …the village/town was dead all day, and then around 11pm it was like the Thriller video, people appearing out of drains and shit and heading to this ‘club’ so we thought aye let’s have a look, after being there for 15 minutes or so, a local gimp came out with what is up there with a great chat up line to a lass who was in our group, asked if she was staying in a hotel and if he had any chance of a shag (true) only been chatting on for about 10 mins, she replied unlikely mate as it’s the wrong time of the month….he replied with sincerity, “That’s ok I’ll stick it up your arse” …strange place indeed, one of us upset the locals and we got told to leave, for saying to a right stunner on the dance floor ..you divvent sweat much for a fat lass. Happy days

Welcome. Got mates up in Hawick, been out a few times up there and they have been down here, still can’t understand a word they fuckin say and probably they can’t understand me.

I see the gormless six fingered tramps are coming up with more shite …can’t fathom out why the term ‘Toon’ is used …apparently John Hall invented it in 92 says one thick cunt, and anyway it’s a City not a town says another windowlicker…I seem to remember it always being called the ‘toon’ since I could first speak, and I’m nee spring chicken, but let’s not let facts get in the way. And anyone who wasn’t born within 3 yards of fuckin Greys Monument isn’t a Geordie marra. They’re a strange breed who crave identity but it will always just be oh that shithole near Newcastle…The Toon!

Finger Tha Mams

I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but going to derbies since the late 70’s home and away, I can’t once remember these hard as fuck Mlfs, coming to the Toon mob handed, aye there’s been confrontations but only cos our lot tried to disrupt their escort. I don’t know of once where the tramps have tried to get in a pub or pile over on the metro and cause havoc, and yet if all of us ‘mags’ were all soft as shit, you’d think it would be a regular occurrence. At least it’s believable with West Ham, Boro, Chelsea (they are slimy sneaky fuckers though) ….We all know what the mackems are, and they confirm it every hour of the day. Sad cunts. But great comic value.

True story marra

Did you need to curl one out on a coffee table? 🤔

Fair enough, personally I’m happy to give the players and Howe etc an applause of appreciation for, if nothing else, giving most of us something to smile about and a bit hope. As for the owners, same goes, for getting that useless piece of shit out of the club eventually, and showing a smidgeon of ambition. Their earnings are irrelevant to me, just as bands etc I go and see and also applaud out of appreciation for making me feel good. But like someone once said, opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one!

To all of the cunts who have fucked off home or to the pub or to beat the rush and not clap the lads around the pitch…tell you what…fuck off and don’t come back. Wankers. It boils my fuckin piss!

Take that you slum dwelling cunts

It seems The Blaydon Races is now a County Durham song, and we’ll soon have to hand it over to the Orcs, as we pinched it apparently…Collingwood Street, Balmbras, Armstrongs Factory, The Robin Adair were and are still in Durham, how stupid of us all …they really are a bunch of gimps. So that’s our history altered now along with Bilbao’s and Feyenoord’s.

Well if on the next motd Shearer comes out with “Pep really has City fired up, if Arsenal can hang on and win the title, it’ll be some achievement………………and of course, the genocide” he’s definitely clocking this forum

Great day all round, manc cunts drew, mackems beat, enjoy your trips to the other red and white shit hole you useless Yorkshire twats

Vorderman would have no chance of surviving a marginal var call with those norks

Shove that up your hoop ‘mate’

Ashley the cunt …..

Mackem tramps being classy as fuck again 😂