BobHopeandNoHope

Tony Bellew’s brother mid sex change going by it’s paps

Roy Keane and Chris Waddle on punditry ffs …that’s it then, there’ll definitely be a pelanty and Keane will be doing his best to keep his hatred for us hidden for ermmm 5 minutes.

All the fuckers who sing ‘Gannin along the Scotswood Road’ at the wrong time, instead of ‘passin the folks alang the road’ need to learn this. Aye I’ll be giving it a blast in the morning too 👍🏼

The Bilbao fan has responded…..I think another special fwendship is ruined …suicide watch will continue in chicken town

Craig no Hope has them fewmin now about some Jobe Bellingham shite…..but it’s all a mag ploy to unsettle the mackems before kick off 😂…..marras, you are doing a great job doing all the unsettling yourselves. We are just sitting laughing at you and your fewmmmmmmm. Keep it up cos it’s fuckin hilarious.

I had a few things to do but fuck it, I think I’ll just head over to Ready to Groom for the comedy value instead

I see those whinging twats at Arsenal are now asking for more protection for Saka from referees because he’s the THIRD most fouled player in the premier League ffs. I now fully expect our owners to do the same, with Bruno being the 2nd most fouled player. Honestly these entitled cunts try every trick in the book to influence decisions!

Anything with webbed feet on the jury would be at risk of getting molested by the mackem rapist….I mean ‘alleged’ cough cough aye right.

Steve Bruce’s daughter…..well I would

Always nervous during a derby build up but fuck them.

I’m watching it shitfaced in the pub shouting like a mad eejit as always and living in hope and being the blind optimist.

According to a cockney twat I know, he reckons away fans only get 4500 tickets for midweek cup matches but 6000 for weekend cup matches at Stamford Bridge 🤔 that’s all I can offer on it

Bit of perspective as gutting and disappointing as recent results have been and I know expectation goes up a lot….but fuck me, I’ve seen Glen Keeley and Graham Oates score own goals that Shearer would be proud as fuck to put in the right net! …Wayne bastard Fereday failing to be a footballer on every level, Bobby fuckin Shinton, John Cornwell (his goal celebrations with Gazza excluded) Marce bastard lino the fuckin de jongs…Nile Ranger, that Fumaca or whatever his bastard name was…we’ve had managers and chairmen(owners) with the charm and charisma of a lump of shite and the intelligence and ambition to match. We now have a team and manager and staff and owners who all want and crave success, like us lot. There’ll be ups there’ll be downs, but the downs won’t last for what seemed like an eternity previously. Also from my personal memories of going, more often than not we have always seemed to hit our crap run in December and January …no idea why but it just seems to happen…mostly.

Taking on this match thread….

With you on this 💯%

Steve Foster, what a………

They can shove the ESL up their fuckin hoops…sideways!

A win. Lascelles thundercunt from 5 yards!