Gemmill

FYP.

Every time they show a crowd shot, remember that the people that you're looking at think nothing of having a shit in the street.

No expense spared on those bits of red and white crepe paper.

Dawn Bewwwwlis.

Ah I fucking hope Coventry knack them tonight. At least one of their fans should be turning up dressed as the ghost of Jimmy Hill.

That's probably the plan.

Feed it raw food. Ours gets raw food delivered. They're just like uncooked hamburger patties with sweet potato mixed in. From PL's neck of the woods down in Dorset. Cos he's not getting any carbs or biscuity type food, his shites are a) tiny and b) barely smell at all. I literally have a dog whose shit doesn't stink.

I know Rob Lee gets caught in the crossfire here but I do enjoy "how DARE you come with that midfield?!" For context they're picking the best XI of players they've played alongside and Richards has just named Viera and Yaya Toure as his CM pairing.

Aye I'm lucky cos he just goes to my sister's when we go away. Holidays would be a pain in the tits without that.

I did wonder if she'd been lured out to that road by the rabbit community.

Would you like me to teach you about xDD?

Looks lush. First abroad holiday for us since 2019 this year. Off to Kos for 10 days in August, I'll be fucking melting.

Cheers mister. Having a dog is fucking mint. I always preferred cats cos they're the lazy man's choice but getting out for walks with this div twice a day forces you to get exercise and they're just fucking mint to have around.

Ah I hope you do. It's horrible losing pets. My last two cats I'd had them both from kittens, they were 12, followed me everywhere, and went within 6 weeks of one another. That was absolutely shite. This one was definitely different cos we've only had her 15 months and she was quite an aloof cat who kept herself to herself. Still sad though cos she'd had an absolutely crap start to her life elsewhere and was loving it here. But it's made me think about one day having to take the dog on that last trip to the vet, and I can't even get my head around the idea of it. He's only 4 at the minute so it's a long way off hopefully. Anyway, I hope you get yourselves another dog, it's mad how much they fill up your life.

"They're very good at that, they make you play at their level." You fucking wish you could play at our level, you stubbly nonce.

Talking to the Arsenal fan at work (thinks Arteta is a bell) and he says Timber and Rice likely out and Trossard came off with an injury v Liverpool. Reckons Martinelli will probs play striker and Nwaneri or Sterling on left

Thank you, appreciate it. 👍 Just got her ashes back which the wife arranged yesterday. I had to pay the fella when he dropped them off - £225 ya fucker!

I couldn't get that far, I kept tripping over the TERRIBLE writing.

Here's the actual quote cos the Chronicle didn't bother to provide it. “It's about the consistency,” Arteta said. “At the highest level, we can compete against any team and we have shown that now for the last two or three seasons. Against the top six, I think we haven't lost any single game — so that tells you as a team we are very, very consistent and can compete with anybody."

We need to see the prompt for this. To determine whether it was you or the phone that fucked this up, but also just to see what it's like when a grown man asks his phone to draw him his favourite train.

I AWAIT YOUR ANALYSIS!

There we go. His xG and non penalty xG. Your wish is my command.

It was his groin (and hip maybe) that he was having a persistent problem with, wasn't it? Might be that.

Joe Rogan was big into his DMT and look what's happened there. He did a documentary about it that was on Netflix. I'd have a shot though, aye. I'll be fucking livid if I come out of it wanting dreads though.

I'd say the drugs have taken their toll since school.