Gemmill

Fucking wanker! I nearly PM'd you the other day cos you'd said she wasn't well, and now this. At least the rest of the terrible joke crew have the DECENCY to post it in the joke thread.

Yes please. Quite how they think they'll ever win back all the seats lost to the Lib Dems is beyond me. And they'd lose even more of the moderate voter type that thought about going Lib Dems last time but couldn't bring themselves not to vote Tory.

I feel like a combination of AI and Donald Trump wrote this. What the fuck is going on?

THE FIX IS IN! This was the plan all along. He's fine.

I think the deal isn't done. And Parish is sending us exactly that message. You haven't done enough yet for me not to play the lad tonight.

They've played him in every game so far, I don't know why this one is such a big deal to people? He's their player until we sign him, and they can do what they like with him. They've just lost their other first choice CB and they probably fancy being in the next round of the cup. It would be mental of Guehi to say he doesn't want to play, given he doesn't know if he'll still be there come deadline day.

Don't be put off Selkirk, this is wykiki's review for everything he's ever done, and everywhere he's ever been.

Have you got a laptop with you, @Renton? If you're gonna have to try and pull slides together the night you get back, I can help get stuff into PowerPoint before then for you if you send me slide outlines and content. You'll probs still have to fuck about with it, but at least you're not starting from scratch.

Good luck to the Renton family. Or as you'll probably better understand these days following album club: Big up yaself, go smash dat ting aiiight.

The visible transition to "elderly" continues apace.

Chelsea are also in talks with Man United over Sancho apparently. I don't know what game Boehly is playing, but at some point the shit is gonna hit the fan with PSR for that lot. It is just impossible for it to continue like this.

I didn't - I've totally checked out since I deactivated my twitter account. I'm quite enjoying it.

He was laying pipe, not cable, you filthy beast!

Sunderland is 95% white too. They smashed their own town up for "makkin shewa it stayuhs that wayuh marra" reasons.

@PaddockLadworth a listen. Steve Richards on Reeves. He thinks the WFA thing is misjudged too. It's a decent podcast tbf. Always blows my mind that he can just sit and talk at length on something in a room by himself, and keep it interesting.

Laying another 30 foot of pipe in your bedroom.

He'll be temporarily fit just as soon as any opportunity to sell him during this window is removed.

Looking forward to him growing his Liam hairdo over the next 12 months.

I've got a few more gifs, then I'll be moving to death threats.

So we get Guehi and Howe sees it as a success. Fine, but he better start playing one of Barnes or Gordon on the right. Either/or-ing those two in favour of Murphy or Miggy doesn't make any sense.

@thebrokendoll

Big round faces and double chins with bad dye-jobs on their wispy sideburns. Burberry shirts with serious button-gape. The return of the monkey-walk.

The worst thing about it for most is gonna be traipsing away from the venue and remembering that your in your 50s now.

It'll be impossible to get an objective view on how this goes though. There'll be a huge majority who won't say it was anything other than the 90s all over again, and a minority who have already decided today that they're gonna say it was shite.

Same. There definitely was something about them live. A weird amount of energy produced on stage by blokes who barely shifted. I suspect that energy has long since left the room.