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He's dead confident in front of goal as well, which is what I thought we were getting when we signed him. Now that he's had a run and a chance to prove himself, I wouldn't be surprised if he gave a much better account of himself on the right hand side, if called upon.

I haven't even got my factor 50 on yet and it's started.

Jerome Flynn ffs. I can almost excuse an American doing a bad Scottish accent cos they don't hear it much and they go for the full och aye Jimmy stereotype. But that cunt is actually British and that's what he served up. Even Mirren's was shite.

*spoilers for anyone that hasn't seen it although I wouldn't bother* That lass playing the English bint. Her accent is TERRIBLE, and it's taken her and her stupid cunt husband 1.5 seasons to get to fucking Montana. And once he arrived, it took him 20 minutes to fix the problems of the last 1.5 seasons. Fuck off!

Depends if you've taken one of your special tablets.

That record not quite straight yet. Stupid little cunt.

Wonder if we can get the stupid cunt to post again.... I bet we can't, he's set the record straight now. He's got no reason to.

Interesting chart from Clery's video on Man United - the only team worse than Man United at resisting the press since Amorim took over is Palace. The "since Amorim took over" bit effectively removes their bad start to the season, so I assume they're still not great at this, despite their improvement in general as the season's gone on. I assume that will result in us being super aggressive in the press, and yes, potentially opening ourselves up to being picked off by their fast lads.

Trump and the El Salvador creep ffs.

That's the mackem equivalent of the Mail Online showing celebs papped in their bikinis.

I enjoyed 1883, but 1923 is absolute horseshit.

Would the book still be worth a read? I'd been intending to read it first but didn't in the end.

Aye we're about 6 episodes in so we are, ya buck eejit.

The Man Whose Dog Broke His Collarbone has entered the thread.

Actually I'm 95% sure I started the match thread for that one. Pope did his bit, but credit where it's due.

I'm just pleased it's something he'll presumably make a full recovery from, given time. Had visions of it being something more sinister. Hope your daughter's alright CT. Does it start with a flu that you try to push through or something?

Aye I'd rather we'd had an update, but he might be home by now and the club just hasn't put a statement out yet. Or they might be keeping him in out of an abundance of caution, and cos they know if they discharge him he'll be back at work. Let's hope we hear some good news soon.

Hope you haven't booked Rome or that pizza dream is dead in the water.

Barnes starting to look like the player we hoped we'd signed is a massive plus. He'd looked like someone you wouldn't have minded leaving before, but now it looks like Gordon will be lucky to get another start before the end of the season.

That's horrible. What a little cunt.

Keane: "let's hope they win on Thursday btw, seeing as that's all they wanted to talk about."

Keane's right. They're fucking crap. All this stuff about "well they look a bit more solid defensively". Eh?