Gemmill

❌ Signing players is like buying a house ❌ Miggy is like Kluivert

I think we'll get Guehi and possibly someone on loan. Howe keeps saying he needs to be respectful of the players we have, which makes me wonder whether the loan thing just won't happen - it doesn't look great for the permanent squad if you bring some temp in to play ahead of them. It would have to be an obligation to buy thing, and then it's harder cos you're into discussions on fee.

My gran was in hospital for weeks on end earlier this year, before she died. My mam was amazed at the number of black nurses there, and my auntie (who is a nurse) was telling her that it's the same in her hospital, and the training they have isn't up to scratch. No idea whether any of the training stuff is true, but my gran was too ill/dying at the time for me to get into with my mother as to why she wasn't seeing the usual European workers.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the hay bales today.

I am starting to wonder if Starmer isn't a timid little fuck like. The free movement for young people is such a no brainer, and the sooner he implements it, the sooner a) people will start to see benefits, and b) the kind of arsehole that doesn't like it will forget. But he's still too scared to come out and even say aye we're thinking about it.

The perfect opportunity for us to mount an assault on top 4 if we can get our shit together in a hurry.

This bloke seems like a proper cunt. We should at least have a sniff around their exiles and see if there's anyone we could take off their hands on loan. Especially given their manager is making it very clear he wants them gone, there might be some deals to be had.

Attitude adjuster for the Guehi naysayers.

40hrs 36m of the window left. Paul Mitchell:

Well he looks mint. Congrats on the new dog and I hope things are looking up for you and yours.

Must have been that volley.

Did you see Alsopp has been reported to social services for letting her 15 year old kid go euro railing? Some cunt random member of the public must have done it and she's had a call from a social worker to express their concern. She's now on a list.

It was me that wrote it, bitch!

Question from someone calling themselves @sammynb on today's Lineker podcast. Was it you, topknot?

Cue NUFC twitter embarrassing themselves by wondering why we didn't just sign him.

I hadn't realised this was Everton's last season at Goodison. And their last game of the season is 25th May at St James Park. It's written in the stars.

"OK thanks... Yep I'll let them know. Bye." "OK Paul. Darren. I've just spoken to Steve there and...Well....he says you can ram that last offer up your khyber."

We're at the stage where you're ringing the estate agent, trying to get an update on your latest bid.

So sorry to hear that. I hope you're taking her advice.

We need to wait and find out who their Marc Guehi replacement is.

Palace have agreed a fee with Wolfsburg for Maxence Lacroix. The jigsaw pieces are falling into place.

When clubs start listing players on ebay and Rightmove, I'm sure you and Gloomy will be the first people Eales calls.

Absolutely scandalous to be bringing your house buying experiences into the thread. I wasted my time getting off twitter when you're coming with that drivel.