Gemmill

Seriously, stick it on, it's worth it to watch Warnock jumping about like a cock on the touchline. I love seeing that prick have to go through the mill.

Exciting stuff at Bramall Lane. Stick it on if you're not watching. Goalmouth scramble after scramble on Wigan's goal.

I agree about the manager being the most important part of the club, I just suspect we have started the negotiations insanely high.

Brock, you're the only Reading fan I "know", so I hope they lose.

Setanta can suck my plums tbh.

Yes. Is this Pattison's most telling first team contribution of the season?

Bet Allardyce nearly choked on his foie gras when Freddy offered him £3m per year at Claridges. It's Peter Ridsdale/Seth Johnson all over again.

Has Owen genuinely been stretchered off or is this a belated April Fools? I really couldn't give a shite about our score today tbh. Fucking Watford and they can't beat them.

Not any more! Bastards.

Aye. Look at Warnock.

Need Man United to equalise now.

Tevez has scored.

Saves me £40, I'm a happy man.

Aye I downloaded that thing on your recommendation, Doc. Fucking shite!

7 goals in 37 starts in the league. And he is how old? He's fucked now Sam's left and taken the cocoons out of the pool though. Bringing them to Newcastle, Shearer to make a comeback.

Sheff United have too. Wigan going down. Need Wigan to score and send the cockney bellends down.

Bollocks, I'm gonna owe some smoggie twat £40. Sheffield United scored, Wigan now going down.

Calm down Noelie.

Not even bothering listening to our tripe today tbh. Watching the relegation "drama" instead.

I suspect Fergie knows what he's doing.

If West Ham go down we won't have to listen to any more shite about Tevez and lawsuits an'all.

Either West Ham or Warnock going down would be funny. Would prefer to see West Ham go down tbh.

Did you authorise either claim? Both. If he's gonna stick stuff like that on there, I'm gonna have to pay him simply for the sheer brass neck of it. Hopefully the more he gets away with, the more outrageous he'll get. I forgot, he also tipped $75 for a $350 meal as well. Blatantly fancied the waitress. Thats brilliant. Fair play to you for authorising them too How come you authorise the big spenders payday? Do you get to spend like that then? Nah I don't get to travel much in this job unfortunately, although even if I did I doubt I'd have the neck to try and claim for some of the stuff that this character's been claiming for.

Did you authorise either claim? Both. If he's gonna stick stuff like that on there, I'm gonna have to pay him simply for the sheer brass neck of it. Hopefully the more he gets away with, the more outrageous he'll get. I forgot, he also tipped $75 for a $350 meal as well. Blatantly fancied the waitress.

Lynx is fucking disgusting. Something reminded me of the advert today though - was authorising someone's expenses and this bloke had tried to pass off a 60 Euro charge at the Chica Chica Boom Lap Dancing Club as a taxi receipt. This same bloke went to Miami recently and put the following on his expense claim - a Harley Davidson that he hired for a day, pack of cards for a poker night (that's how he actually described it on the claim), and he paid for an $800 meal, and rounded the bill up to $1000 for the tip. He clearly thought he'd turned into a rockstar for the day or something.