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I think he's shit personally, but if we can get some use out of him, it would be nice. £10m is a hell of a lot of money to just chuck away.

Suffering a mid-life crisis, I reckon. No fucking way is that lad 22.

What happened? Immense pain leading to a few days in hospital, turned out it was some sort of infection led to it dying and disappearing! Doesn't bother me anymore really, other one works magically. *sings* Ally has only got one ball! I remember you saying you were having pain, but didn't realise it had "disappeared". Unlucky mister, have you got a false one down there then?

What's this "fighting fund" they're inviting the public to contribute to all about?

Why use firefox when theres nowt wrong with IE? Bit different to changing your operating system tbh.

Aye, I have to say, I'd turn down sammy's scenario as well.

Speaking of reality shows, I see the latest is Abigail Clancy and Janice Dickinson (is that her name? Model/slut from the 70s?), with the dopey scouser trying to make it in the US aided and abetted by Dickinson. Who the fuck is watching this shit?

I'll take any transfer rumours with a pinch of salt until we actually employ a new manager properly tbh.

Laz, why would you piss about with something like that when your computer was working fine before?

Aye, absolutely shit isn't it.

This is exactly the sort of stuff we've been missing for years. Really positive to hear the new bloke talking about this sort of thing as a priority.

He was as thick as shit tbh. Should never have been on there in the first place. True enough. "Excuse me, what do they call the rubber stuff they use on astroturf - the new astroturf, the black sort of pellets................Ok, and you've never heard them referred to as Nigella seeds?"

Seriously though. What the fuck.

What the fuck.

Tevez scoring the goal that kept them up too. Mental.

"Nerve-biting" afternoon according to Whelan.

At least we'll not hear anything more from Whelan.

Warnock doesn't look too pleased. Terrrrf ferrrrkin lerrrrck.

How the fuck did they not score there?

5 minutes injury time at Bramall Lane. Wtf?

I've never met a nice South African.

Owen: 'Where am I? What the fuck am I doing here? Oh bollocks' "It was all a dream! I didn't sign for Newcastle after all! Hurrah!........FUUUUUUCK!"

I bet Freddie ordered Turkey Twizzlers, chips and beans. "Not got nee red sauce like? Aye and some vinegar an'all"

Seriously, stick it on, it's worth it to watch Warnock jumping about like a cock on the touchline. I love seeing that prick have to go through the mill.

Exciting stuff at Bramall Lane. Stick it on if you're not watching. Goalmouth scramble after scramble on Wigan's goal.