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So the answer to the question is "retarded" then? They are fucking crap. She's been playing some live album and fucking hell at this precise moment, I wish I had been born deaf.

...to like UB40? A lass at work has had them playing all morning on her computer and I can honestly say that I see no redeeming features at all in their music. Absolute fucking shite. Every song.

Part-timer.

Toplass'll give them the once over for you if you ask nicely.

Off to Chelsea isn't he.

"Is there a chairman that causes more embarrassment to fans of his club than Freddy Shepherd?" [Leazes]Why would we be a laughing stock when we qualify for Europe (sometimes)?[/Leazes]

Wasn't his claim that we were meeting this bloke in Monte Carlo to discuss Allardyce? Now he's claiming it's in search of new players. What a prick.

At present, the only thing we can offer him that Blackburn can't is increased £££s.

Bloody hell! Glad to hear everything went well Greg, and that you got whatever the problem was sorted quickly. Is this the first post-bollock surgery recovery thread we've had on here?

Allardyce set to take over at Newcastle - reports LONDON, May 12 (Reuters) - Former Bolton Wanderers manager Sam Allardyce appears poised to take over at Newcastle United, according to newspaper reports early on Saturday. Allardyce, who ended an eight-year spell at Bolton when he quit the Premier League club last month, held talks with Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd on Friday. Shepherd likened the 52-year-old former central defender to Joe Harvey, who was at the helm when Newcastle last won a trophy in the 1969 Fairs Cup, the forerunner to the UEFA Cup. "The club needs a lift and Sam is the nearest I've seen to a replica of Joe Harvey," Shepherd was quoted as saying. "I am excited, Sam is excited, and we are looking forward to making this work. "We had a good meeting and will continue discussions over the weekend but everything went okay. You don't wrap up something like this in two minutes." Former club captain Glenn Roeder resigned as Newcastle manager earlier this week. Newcastle, who finish the season with a visit to Watford on Sunday, are 13th in the 20-team Premier League.

Is this part of the 12-step programme or something?

Anyone see the advert for Virgin School before this started? Fucking hell! HTT's TV debut tbh.

"Ah'll fuckun carry him there..nah he's a good lad....eez agent....eez fuckun a different story." Thick as pigshit man.

Season tickest are an advance payment that endorse the current management. Not buying one means you can withold your cash until you see something worth paying for. As countless fans keep pointing out, it is up to the team to provide something worth supporting. Aye, I don't think for a second that me not renewing (if that's what I end up doing) is going to make any difference whatsoever, but this whole business of handing over £600 on faith is daft if you ask me. Snakey, your argument that the club needs to find the money from somewhere etc - if this club wasn't so poorly managed, we could have a lot more cash than we do. I'm talking about not putting sub-standard players on ludicrous wages, not paying over the odds for players that you haven't done due diligence on, not putting minimum release clauses in player's contracts for less than you bought them for. Why should the fans keep bailing the board out of their mistakes with their season ticket money? Maybe making them work for it, and having to worry what the attendance might be like from one home game to the next might just cause them to raise their game.

£600 every season is a lot of money to pay for something that hasn't been an enjoyable experience for a while now.

I doubt they're gonna accept a bond post-dated 5 months from now. What happens if you wreck the house between now and then and cancel the cheque? They won't even let you move in until they've got the cash in hand, I wouldn't have thought.

Skol never actually sees Parker play other than when he's on telly tbh. He's borrowed his "Parker is shit" opinion from HTL.

Is that why he's been shite for a while then?

I'm seriously thinking about not renewing this year, must admit. Gonna see what happens over the next 2 or 3 months.

Whatever you say, Crystal Carrington. I'm Dex Dexter tbh. Although that would mean I'm shagging you. Mixing my soaps up I know, but you're blatantly Cliff Barnes.

I bet she's fit though, right? Fit and visually impaired I reckon. She ain't nothin but a hound dog tbh lads. What do you lot take me for? No one can believe you are going to work on a saturday voluntarily. There has to be an ulterior motive?? I swear it's just to try and help this lass catch up! Boss of the year, me.

Whatever you say, Crystal Carrington. I'm Dex Dexter tbh. Although that would mean I'm shagging you.

I knew that, Alexis Colby!

I bet she's fit though, right? Fit and visually impaired I reckon. She ain't nothin but a hound dog tbh lads. What do you lot take me for?