Gemmill

That picture is how I imagine him to have walked in to Tiger Tiger, past the bouncers. With that same grin on his face. Nodding his head knowingly.

Is it Carrie Ann Moss that was in Memento? Now that was a quality film.

Grumpy when he's hungover.

Don't be offended Mark. I imagine talking to Bramble is like trying to have a conversation with someone who's in a coma.

Two paracetamol, two ibuprofen and a zantac. Nurse Lennon's orders.

I felt a bastard when I started the thread linking to Brock's youtube performance and he came on, read the thread, and disappeared for a couple of days. Thought he'd fucking hung himself or something. Sadly not.

It was a bit "Dear Diary" for me.

That's the kind of over the top bollocks I was on about. I guarantee you're in the minority in the wider world of film lovers. It was gorund-breaking in terms of story and effects. In terms of story it wasn't. Aye, that was my problem with it. Yeah the slow motion kicks to the face looked nice, but the story was as weak as piss. And Happy Face. That's spot on. Plus it spawned a load of fucking geeks walking around in ankle length leather jackets thinking they're the biz - no, you're still a perfect nerd, you just happen to be wearing a leather jacket now....oooo don't slow-motion hit me.

The Matrix was fucking shite.

Have you noticed that she's started to recover from her post-pregnancy twigginess? She doesn't look as gaunt anymore. She still looks a bit of a mess mind. The twins are back though. They would be if it wasn't for her overly elaborate outfits. Less layers required tbh.

Jonny, I used to think she was nice, but she got pregnant and came back looking like a crack whore. She still wears the most horrendous suits and her barnet is Stepford Wives-tastic, but she's at least not as skinny as she was a while back.

Have you noticed that she's started to recover from her post-pregnancy twigginess? She doesn't look as gaunt anymore. She still looks a bit of a mess mind.

Jimbo's in the A-Team.

Aye he was Dancing Sandwich on the Boozer iirc. He was a funny lad. On the what? Mackem Boozer. It was basically an SMB spin-off.

Aye he was Dancing Sandwich on the Boozer iirc. He was a funny lad.

Poboy was sometimes amusing. SLP only liked him cos he called him Sweety though.

SLP and Dr. Ken are just chilled-out entertainers tbh. Luke's got a temper on him though, I reckon.

Aye, me an'all. Although I can also see how the feuds between him and Luke and ewerk are continuing too.

Retire. As young as possible.

BUMP I just assumed she lost interest what with being at uni and stuff (strange as she was at uni in Newcastle last I knew). I remember Gemmill (surprise surprise ) taking the piss out of her unicycling or whatever but I wouldn't call that bullying. I don't think we've ever had an actual case of bullying tbh. Bullying for me implies that someone is picked on with malicious intent through no fault of their own. Of all the people mentioned in this thread, it's either light hearted banter (eg The Fish), someone who clearly thinks too much of themselves being taken down a peg or two (eg Patrokles) or someone who clearly revels in the attention of the abuse they recieve and deliberately provoke insults (eg Medina). I think Medina is the closest we've come to bullying anyone but as I say, he clearly got a kick out off getting people to abuse him. ... but neither you, nor your little gang have ever succeeded in doing so, to be fair. You've generally just succeeded in coming across as miserable little bitchboys. You also make the mistake of not being able to take a joke/ recognise self-parody. Personally, too, I feel that because I post the froum equivalent of joined-up writing whilst some of you are scrawling on the backs of fag packets with crayons, there's this 'oh, he thinks he's BETTER THAN US' vibe going down. Interestingly, whenever I am serious, it's generally for just the reason you ascribe to me- ie, ewerk's correcting of someone else whilst at the same time making a very basic error, himself. The handbags are out now... I was just defending myself quite reasonably! By proving my point? I used to think you were a decent poster, until I noticed that debating with you just involved you repeating your post but re-iterating it as if you were speaking to a two year old. The fact that several people have picked you up on it seperately to me proves that you're up yourself and a bit of a dickhead, and not because of your whiney "no-one understands me" or "just because I've got a personality" nonsensical excuses. Well that and your oh-so-hilarious joke about my housemate's friend being murdered the other week. And I've taken years of doctor jokes in good humour from this lot before you came along, so you can fuck off with the sense of humour failure shit as well. You two genuinely do seem to dislike one another.

I don't know what it's called now, but it used to be called Circus Circus I've drank there. Pound a bottle of Max, pound a bottle of Castaway - £2 BLASTAWAYS on a Sunday night.

Aye, killing his children. By the time they'd done this to this lass, Rose had already murdered his 8 year old bairn. How the fuck do two people like that find one another?

Definitely worth putting up the video of Triumph the Dog taking the piss out of all the nerds queueing for the Star Wars films if anyone can be arsed to find it.

Did she get a hiding off someone that was in the news a while back? She was messing around with the poor lass who the documentary was about apparently. Supposedly Fred fancied himself as an amateur gynaecologist and when they got this lass back to theirs after picking her up hitchhiking, they stripped her and inspected things. Fred goes "Yeah, I think we can fix that", blindfolds the lass, and then takes a belt to her fanny.

No doubt the twat Lucas will be releasing a 30th Anniversary special boxed set for all the nerds to waste their money on. Again.