Gemmill

Fascinating. Some of the posts in this thread and you picked THAT one to sarcastically label as "fascinating".

Victoria Principal (Pam Ewing of Dallas fame) is already booked on the first Virgin Galactic (or whatever it's called) flight into space.

Fop, I owe you an apology. That Albert Logic comparison was clearly WAY off base.

I'm beginning to agree - they were funny for the first couple but we're getting them every fucking week now. Yes, there is bound to be someone who posts on here who has Friday off in a particular week. Go to the bogs and jizz about it rather being a smug bastard thinking you're getting one over on others by posting about it on here though...... Craig is as serious as a motherfucka about this one!

I thought the Beardsley talk in was next Wednesday? Might have been a corporate do or something. He got shown around the changing rooms and that. Talk-in, corporate do.....it's beginning to sound like a molestation.

Yeah. Fucking scintillating.

I had bother once with some twat who sent me an ipod dock which an ipod wouldn't even fit in, and which was basically despatched with a travel kettle cord to charge the ipod. Tried to get in touch with him to tell him it didn't work, and he wrote back telling me that I probably couldn't read the instructions (there were none), and that I was too stupid to use it. Fucking slated him in the feedback. He then wrote a load of lies in mine. I haven't really bothered with ebay since.

Here we go again.

Nice one.

Ethiopian? Aye, loads in Washington for some reason. I went to the Red Panda opposite your place btw and it was pretty good. Ethiopians would kill for a lump of bread and you're complaining because yours had chewing gum in. Fucking disgrace. Just be thankful you didn't have flies all over your face while you ate it.

Theres a difference between being educated, a nerd, and an ignoramus. I'm the former and you're the latter btw. You're a fucking trekkie more like, dicksplash! I take an interest in the possibility of extra-terrestial life, and enjoyed watching some Star Trek episodes Text-book definition of a nerd ffs.

Theres a difference between being educated, a nerd, and an ignoramus. I'm the former and you're the latter btw. You're a fucking trekkie more like, dicksplash!

Sick of being sick. I'm working from home today hoping I clear up for the weekend because I'm off to the lakes. I seriously need to get fit like. If you're still sick at the next home game, I'll beat it out of you. You'll be so shit scared of being ill that your immune system will be in overdrive. I'm canny lucky cos I've got an almost superhuman immune system. Says the man who can only manage one Magners before passing out. You're always off with colds too iirc. I basically NEVER get colds, minge-face! You shouldn't make the mistake of assuming that I take sick days when I'm sick. On the alcohol issue, I've conceded that it is like Kryptonite to me - only in the sense that it makes me ill though. I don't end up pie-eyed after a few pints of Stella in the same way that you do!

This thread has shed new light on the extent of Renton's nerdistry. His capacity for geekiness is quite literally stratospheric.

Sick of being sick. I'm working from home today hoping I clear up for the weekend because I'm off to the lakes. I seriously need to get fit like. If you're still sick at the next home game, I'll beat it out of you. You'll be so shit scared of being ill that your immune system will be in overdrive. I'm canny lucky cos I've got an almost superhuman immune system.

You're so sickly btw Renton. You've always got the shits, a cold, or a bug of some description. Man up ffs.

My chicken burgers consist of breadcrumbed chicken breast rather than pre-packaged chicken burgers - you just know you're getting eyelids in the pre-packaged ones.

Aye. See Alex's explanation. And think before you get argumentative with me next time, Benton!

You're Smiffy.

So you've finally conceded you're a midget then.

Ever tried it? Certainly not. Pig cock isn't it? Something like that anyway. Sheep cock. Sheeps intestine + offal. I'm not touching that. I guess you can make any disgusting part of an animal taste nice - Bernard Matthews Turkey Drummers prove that - but that doesn't mean you should be eating it.

Ever tried it? Certainly not. Pig cock isn't it? Something like that anyway. Sheep cock.

Yet tuna does taste similar to swordfish! And shark. Not really. Shark is disgusting. Depends on the species or quality of the fish I guess. I had barbequed shark in the US of A years ago and it was very similar to a tuna steak or swordfish. I was 'pleasantly surprised'. I've heard other people who've had it here and said it was a bit rubbery though. There's a special word for vegetarians who'll only eat fish: hypocrite. [/Jimmy Carr]

Haggis. Dirty bastids.

Tuna steaks.