Gemmill

Aye, heard about this on the news this morning. Fucking disgrace. I take it they'll never get these bairns back?

Sunshiiiiine stubbeh!

how very very dare you......not since I was about 2 years of age you, my friend on the other hand will most likely have 1st 2nd and 3rd hand experience of it !!! My mistake. You just seem the type.

Radgie, I bet you've shat the bed before.

I went sailing in Oz. One of the best experiences of my life. Would love to get into it a bit more. Yeah I rekon it would be exhilarating once you could do it!! Did it take you long to learn? I was taught from 16 onwards, I worked for a youth centre and used to do some outward bound stuff with delinquent kids and got into it again with them, used to take them sailing out of Roker harbour ( yes I know) and would end up down South Shields on the beach in wetsuits, helped to restore an old one with a couple of friends and used to faff about in that quite a bit, absolutely brilliant time. Have not done it for a while but am now really wanting to get back into it with all this "jibe" talking I only threw my deck wellies out last year when I had a clear out You all seem to have done so much compared to me Wait till we get our boat Gina and have a weekend down here in Devon....we'll get you some new deck wellies! your on !!! *hums "What shall we do with a drunken sailor?"* it is irresponsible and illegal to be in charge of transport on the high seas whilst intoxicated.....I would never do it !!! You can't even be left in charge of a keyboard and a mouse ffs. I would hope you wouldn't.

LCL and snakey. You're a classy bird, I'll say that for you. I don't drink snakey, I was adding the price of it foe effect I do however do the LCL bit with the Mr Jack chasers .....what do you drink like, Bolly or ferkin Cosmopolitans ??? Mint Juleps. So shut it, Bumfight!

LCL and snakey. You're a classy bird, I'll say that for you.

Did they fix Hammond's crash too? Bit suss that he's back on telly so soon after it happening tbh.

I like how even the arse-licking propagandist Oliver can't quite bring himself to describe Roeder's coaching team as anything stronger than "fair enough".

I went sailing in Oz. One of the best experiences of my life. Would love to get into it a bit more. Yeah I rekon it would be exhilarating once you could do it!! Did it take you long to learn? I was taught from 16 onwards, I worked for a youth centre and used to do some outward bound stuff with delinquent kids and got into it again with them, used to take them sailing out of Roker harbour ( yes I know) and would end up down South Shields on the beach in wetsuits, helped to restore an old one with a couple of friends and used to faff about in that quite a bit, absolutely brilliant time. Have not done it for a while but am now really wanting to get back into it with all this "jibe" talking I only threw my deck wellies out last year when I had a clear out You all seem to have done so much compared to me Wait till we get our boat Gina and have a weekend down here in Devon....we'll get you some new deck wellies! your on !!! *hums "What shall we do with a drunken sailor?"*

same here - its bloody killed me Btw GBG, were you near the front at the Sheffield United game? I think I may have seen you, from behind that is. How did you know it was her like? Have you been exchanging photos over PM you dirty old man? i am a sad individual i have GBG on the back of my shirt lol That's why basically. I'll post a photo if there's no objections, don't worry, all you can see is the shirt and pitch. Renton taking a picture of GBG's back yard, the dirty bastard.

Who is it that goes to the match for a shit, again? Wasn't it Scott? How very dare you! I railed against shitting at the match. I can't understand people that go for a dump at half time - there's a queue of people literally feet away from you - kids pressed up against the cubicle door etc. No way am I shitting in that sort of scenario.

The old ones are the best man. Pinocchio, The Jungle Book, Sleeping Beauty and all that malarkey.

Peasepud, saw you on the quayside on my way home from work yesterday. Peeping Tom peeped for the second time in a fortnight. Have that!

same here - its bloody killed me Btw GBG, were you near the front at the Sheffield United game? I think I may have seen you, from behind that is. How did you know it was her like? Have you been exchanging photos over PM you dirty old man?

Thank fuck. Absolutely sick of this place at the minute.

You have to do post-grad qualifications to be an IFA, don't you? Toonfish or the streaker on the SMB do that for a living.

Poles? They can live in the annexe.

Aye. More bullshit from the speccy turd-tickler.

That's not gonna go down well with your new breed of chums.

He was doing upper class bar work not so long ago iirc. "A pint? Sure I can't interest you in a Pimms?"

Never pissed anywhere other than in the bog or the street at a push. Never wet or shit the bed, but I bet for some of the scruffy fuckers on here, this is seen as normal behaviour.

Now the Fish's Anthony Worral Thompson-esque descriptions of the sandwiches he makes himself for work make a lot more sense. He sees his bait as a status symbol. It also explains why he made that story up about the pretty secretary stopping by his desk to compliment him on his sandwich.

I'm winding down for the start of lunch.

Or move next door to him for that matter!