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The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. "In the unlikely event of failure in all four engines, we will in all likelihood go into the earth like a fucking dart." [/billy Connolly]

Yeah, we're all having to basically pick someone who hasn't been totally shit rather than someone who's actually looked good. Sad state of affairs really - contrast this with trying to pick out your player of the season at say Man United or even the likes of Reading. It's been like this for a while now though.

Aye, they can't have had much. There are people on here that have shit themselves through drinking who I bet have never shit themselves on a mobile.

Renton won't post in this thread cos he knows that the correct answer is Butt.

And you haven't even started in accountancy yet. Oh dear.

You're tho thilly thometimeth.

Happy birthday Sima. Smile!

Strictly speaking Birds and Reptiles have a common orifice for waste products and sex/eggs which I don't think is the equivalent of the mammalian fanny. I know, monotremes have the same thing. It was a rather light-hearted answer though You could have said Duck's arse and been just as right (or wrong). What's it again? A 'cloacta' or something like that. I know that's what it's called (or similar) on a Platypus/Echidna. The things you remember, eh? No. The things YOU remember.

If you need someone to fix your boiler, I might be able to help out. Mine breaks regularly, and (I shit you not), I give it a good crack Fonzarelli style and it fires back into action. Twat it one about halfway up when it's trying to light. See if you've got the Fonzy touch.

furry shit ???????? I don't know how you dare, after your beansprout revelation.

Aye, mass gathering of the general public (what could be worse?) with most only showing up cos it's free. One to avoid. And no one will suspect that several stories above them is a gigantic piglike creature taking photos down the women's tops.

I've used frozen roast potatoes - the amount of fat that comes off them!?

I, for one, am not surprised.

By the way, Patrokles, was this a cry-for-help thread?

If I recall correctly, you befriended some men in the corner Bobby.

"Well I did say I wasn't happy"

"If, on inspection, I've shit myself, I can assure you it was post mortem."

"You might want to turn the gas off now."

What's going on mister?

We could do like they do in the comics though and have Martins and Defoe sit on one another's shoulders and put a really long shirt over them.

Pretty much the same as playing for England surely? Haway Richie, you got what I meant. England there is a greater chance to cover yourself in glory Scotland you're more likely to get into the team. Have you watched the last 5 Scotland games and the last 5 England games? Have you watched the last 5 World Cups? So have Scotland fans.....wearing Argentina shirts.

Is it really zany and studenty to pretend that you're bothered about Neighbours being taken off air?

Good stuff. Got a bit of stuff to be getting on with today though, which is not how I like my Fridays to go down.

genuine question - what the fuck is this doing in General Chat?