Gemmill

When did it all kick off with ewerk and newcastlebroon then? Have I missed something?

Speaking of over-giddy, my sister's mackem boyfriend text me to offer me a £100 bet on them finishing above us next season. I couldn't text back quick enough to accept. I've already offered him double or quits on it for the season after, assuming they stay up.

It's a proper "TIMBERRRR!" the way she goes down as well.

Did the job "Ma'am. Are you gonna co-operate now?"

They're investigating it as a crime ffs. That woman who hits the deck must have ZERO shame.

Awwww, our little Radgie's all grown up!

Now, I'll start off by saying that I have no idea how this found its way onto my Lovefilm list, but.....ahem....Final Destination 3. What a heap of shite! It's the sort of film that I imagine Brock would think was Oscar-worthy. I think that's the worst insult I can think of for it.

But we'll no doubt not have a clue what you are saying as you will be too busy slurring them... And I can see Radgi being the sort like these so called celebs who are pissed not wearing any sort of any under garment exposing her lady forest to the entire Trent when she sits down. don't posess a skirt so unless my jeans are around my ankles I doubt it !! Squatting for a piss in the corner then. "Sh'alright.....noboyd cna see/////???"

He's got a good friend who keeps wicket for the Chinese cricket team apparently. Don't overdo it lad. Yes, comedy Yoda.

He's got a good friend who keeps wicket for the Chinese cricket team apparently.

Best euphemism yet. as in haircut...dorty boy I heard your bikini waxer retired on grounds of ill health at the age of 32. ok ...over the last few days I can now summise I am a 42 stone lardarse alcoholic, hairier than a wookie with a penchant for paedophilia.... t'internet's a funny funny thing This has only come to your attention over the last few days? good job I have this 42 stone on me hence having thick skin Ginge !!!!

Still plenty scope for us to balls it up over there, but you've got to be happy with a 4-2 lead. I thought Duff had a decent game and Carr was better than normal too.

Sounds like you did more than just watch the man on telly, Robert.

Best euphemism yet. as in haircut...dorty boy I heard your bikini waxer retired on grounds of ill health at the age of 32. ok ...over the last few days I can now summise I am a 42 stone lardarse alcoholic, hairier than a wookie with a penchant for paedophilia.... t'internet's a funny funny thing This has only come to your attention over the last few days?

But Renty........I didn't know you cared.

and here comes my tormentor.... Are you not drunk yet?

Hope you're all enjoying your day at work, kids.

How-way tbh. So the same pronunciation then. Which renders the phonetics argument redundant. Which leaves me victorious.

Renton's basic problem is that he wants to bum all French people.

The Fish is right. I don't really get where alex is coming from with the difference in pronunciation. There isn't one. It's haway. Not ho-way.

When you're at that size: a) Would you even know if you shit yourself? The shit isn't even gonna make it to fresh air for someone to be able to smell it. If you were charged with wiping her arse, how could you even get close to where the actual turd comes out to do a proper cleanup? I mean the amount of flesh involved here, you'd be in up to your elbow. Horrible.

Renton's fuck all like Stevie's said he is tbf to the tubby Gordon Ramsay-alike.

so??? do you want a Blue Peter badge or something ?? No, just to annoy you with tales of three four day weeks in a row. I sense it may be working. not really bearing in mind I am generally off or on a half day on a Friday anyway so??? do you want a Blue Peter badge or something ??

so??? do you want a Blue Peter badge or something ?? No, just to annoy you with tales of three four day weeks in a row. I sense it may be working.

I think you'll find I'm off tomorrow, so it's as good as Friday. I'm off next Friday too. And probably the one after that an'all.