Gemmill

Good luck to him, I say. Having a fully-firing Damien Duff would be class. That back-heel in the first leg was kwalitayyyyy.

Same here. I still haven't seen the goal or any of the highlights from Wigan a few weeks back. Not interested in staying up to watch "highlights" of a defeat.

If we get beat, I'm probably not in the greatest of moods for a little while after (an hour or so) - strangely this seems to affect me more at matches I'm NOT at, rather than those that I am. Maybe being there means I'm more resigned to it or something. By the time I've got to the bottom of the stairs from Level 7, I'm usually "over" a defeat tbh. It's frustrating, but I'm fucked if I'm gonna let it ruin my week/weekend. The working week is shit enough without letting a football result knacker your weekend.

If you are in glasgow have a pop into Caley uni and see all the people smoking right under the no smoking signs. If we get to the UEFA Cup final, I'll be sure to do that.

It's got digital delays and that on it which are pretty good too iirc. I honestly don't know what would be a fair price for it. What would you have said? And yep, I've got a paypal account.

They should combine gas guzzling with smoking tbh. The lot of them. KABOOM!

Alex and Parky BLINDED by their own selfishness!

Here's an instruction manual for any prospective buyers. Shows you what it can do. http://www.alesis.com/downloads/manuals/Qu...rbGT_Manual.pdf

Anyone want to buy an Alesis Quadraverb? It's a rack effects system. Bought it years ago but I never even plug my guitar in now so it's a waste of time me even having it.

Utterly pointless. Teams should just refuse to do it. Walk off at the end of the game and refuse to do the shootout.

Leazes Mag believes Sunderland are potentially a bigger club than Spurs in the same way that Ethiopia has a potential obesity problem.

I'd walk a mile for a Gemmill.

No, that's the narrow criteria you've now attached to this debate to try and regain some credibility. Most other people made the point Sunderland had the potential to be bigger, which is of course a completely different point to the one initially discussed. Not like you to move the goal posts though, is it? No Alex, I have credibility, this is what I have always said, that the mackems have the potential to be one of the biggest clubs in the country. I have said it on numerous occasions, but people have disagreed with me, probably the same people who think it is impossible for NUFC to appoint unambitious directors - although I can excuse that ignorance on the basis they don't understand what unambitious directors are, in spite of myself trying to tell them. Probably the same people who booed Bobby Robson too, on the basis they thought it was impossible for us to finish outside of a UEFA cup spot. The people who said that Sunderland didn't have the potential to be the biggest clubs in the country ARE THE SELF SAME PEOPLE that booed Bobby Robson. Leazes knows this to be true.

If things get any more serious, give us a holla. Toontastic posse got yo back. It'll be like in a film when the goodies are getting a kicking and all of a sudden the ones who you thought were sort of semi-baddies turn up like the cavalry and whoop some ass.

Leazes is now a parody of a parody of himself.

I don't know how they're gonna handle the ban when it comes in at my workplace. They did a survey recently, and of the people on site they reckon they've got 50% smokers, and that 25% of them have no plans whatsoever to stop smoking. But the company has no plans to provide smoking facilities on-site which means a 5 minute walk to get off-site, but they don't plan on allowing people smoking breaks. At the minute we've got a smoking room downstairs (which is a fucking putrid place btw), but that'll be gone and these pasty, unfit wheezing mongs will have to trudge 10 minutes up the bank and off-site to satisfy their addiction. Oh dear.

Aye they did a round of promo interviews - I heard one which mainly consisted of them talking about what sluts they were when they all shared a flat during their heyday and how half of the male pop bands of the time scuttled the lot of them. Canny to listen to if you're one of their kids, I'm sure. The idea of Bananarama being complete sluts quite amuses me. Any details? I can't remember specifically, but basically if you name any male pop group from the 80s, at least one of them would have shagged at least one of the members of the group. It basically sounded like they had a revolving door on the flat and it was just one big orgy.

Aye they did a round of promo interviews - I heard one which mainly consisted of them talking about what sluts they were when they all shared a flat during their heyday and how half of the male pop bands of the time scuttled the lot of them. Canny to listen to if you're one of their kids, I'm sure.

Damn, Dave ruined it! http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/miners.asp

Cath's the one you need to watch. If you accidentally knock into her in the Trent after a couple of their double vodkas. Let's just say it gets serious.

That video is fucking quality.

Look it just got serious ok. I don't wanna say any more than that.

The same should apply to drinkers then imo. I wouldn't have a problem with that. It wouldn't bother me that much, although it would probably make fuck all difference to the state people get themselves into in the town on a weekend. They'd just get to do it one night less per month. The way some of these wankers carry on when mortal is far more anti-social than smoking.

I love the way you keep saying "it got serious". As if some serious facebook shizzle is about to go down.

Gordon Brown take note. Tax the fuckers TO DEATH!