Gemmill

Sammy blatantly got blown out by her though.

The book by James Ellroy is good. Is the movie a reproduction of that or not?

http://www.ryanbabel.nl/ryanbabel/biografie.html BOOYAKASHA AIIIIIIIGHT!

And to his club an'all. If he gets injured again this weekend, I'd be livid if I was paying his wages.

My Indian mate was due to marry a white lass recently but it's all been called off because of pressure brought to bear by his family. Canny.

Their surplus fingers should make card-counting a doddle.

Probably didn't occur to the Sun that the message they're trying to get across will be lost as their average reader laughs at the fact a Chinese lad is calling himself a chinky. "Oi Trev! Looka this mate! They've even got the darkie to hold one up. Gerrrcha!"

Cue you being "sensible" to the point of stupidity tbh. Like Roeder, you learned nothing from the last transfer window.

Soul mates tbh. You and Vic should get it on.

Older than Noelie.

Blatantly. We all know he's not great, and ideally he wouldn't (and won't) be first choice, but he's decent enough as back-up, and even with the hip injury, earlier on in the season he was the one player we had who you thought might score (and quite often he did). It'll be good to have him back.

Blasphemy! This is "The Hamster" we are talking about, you know!

Shave its entire body apart from the end of its legs, its tail and its head for surgery? Then take a photo of it in that pose?

Not particularly arsed either way, but if I was a Newcastle Falcons fan I'd not be too pleased that he's starting the game against the jocks at the weekend having only just returned from another lengthy lay-off.

It would have been a charver magnet if we'd got it. At least we would have known where they all were though I suppose.

It does look funny though.

gemmiltastic What were you expecting in response though, seriously?

A PROPER player I know you're only messing, but it's not to be sniffed at tbf. One thing that shouldn't be an issue is effort and work-rate, which is a good part of the battle with a lot of players.

Fucking hell lad, that is one of the shittest opening posts for a thread I've ever seen.

AccessDENIED from work.

I have exactly the same egg poacher and the same thing happened with mine I jumped out of my skin it made such a loud bang What a load of rubbish, my microwave was plastered with egg an all Euphemism.

Eye Of The Tiger? the actually score? specifics Gemma lad. Eye of the Tiger was Rocky III man. The Rocky theme is not eye of the tiger. I'm talking GONNA FLY NOW!

The Rocky theme tune.

I made shortbread last weekend. Gayness \o/