Gemmill

Actually he didn't play in Division 1 much, but his Premiership record was canny. 1998-1999 Played 36 Scored 15 goals (Premiership) 1999-2000 Played 34 Scored 12 goals (Premiership) He'd get in our team. Mikkel Beck would get in our team!

Underrated? Even the Boro fans called him Hamilton Retard.

That's you, that is.

Well yesterday he was hopeful of having a player in within 48 hours, today he is specifically ruling out one player and saying that we're still hopeful of signings by next Wednesday. I'd say from that that it's pretty clear that this was our 48 hour man. But then you look at what was said about negotiations with the player's club, and having him over here to take a look at, etc, and it suggests that Roeder had already made up his mind that he wanted the player, which would seem to imply that he wasn't GG. You may well be right, but all I'm saying is that it's not necessarily the case. Well that's the most worrying thing - that we were 48 hours away from signing someone until someone pointed out that he wasn't very good. You can call it coincidence but one minute we're 48 hours from signing a player, then Roeder pulls out of signing a player and simultaneously stops mentioning this 48 hour player. I think we can make the leap in this instance.

Rob Newman titface! Baddiel's former sidekick. Mary Whitehouse Experience.

Janice Battersby.

Well yesterday he was hopeful of having a player in within 48 hours, today he is specifically ruling out one player and saying that we're still hopeful of signings by next Wednesday. I'd say from that that it's pretty clear that this was our 48 hour man.

Aye, they copy fine.

Jewels remain still cleaming?

One minute we're 48 hours away from signing the bloke, the next he's spoken to a few people who've told him the lad is shit. How do we get within 48 hours of signing someone who's shit?

No, sorry, it just means that I now use LoveFilm. Got no complaints at all. It's unlimited although my main problem is remembering to put them back in the post.

Good once all the cretins leave to go further up the Bigg Market. I've been in a few times due to the missus unhealthy obsession with 80's music and before 11pm it's like a night at the New Monkey. The Sports Bar seem's ok-ish. I rate the Union Rooms too for the simple fact it's got cheap lager and the upstairs isn't too bad. I was joking tbh. You couldn't pay me enough. If your lass likes 80s music that much, stick some on her ipod and take her to a decent bar.

I used Screenselect which got bought out by LoveFilm. Supposed to be the biggest one in Europe, so in theory it should have the biggest selection/most copies etc, but whether that's true or not I don't know. They're currently doing a 2 week free trial (which isn't worth much because you'll only see a few films in that period anyway. 1 disc out at once for £9.99 per month, 2 discs for £12.99 and 3 discs for £15.99.

As if you can read.

Sounds like this was the lad we were in pole position for. Dropped to the back of the grid by the sounds of it.

Goran Gavrancic??

SSN are apparently reporting that we have pulled out of a deal for some Serb based in Kiev.

There was an ad for it on telly the other day. She looks well compared to what she used to. Still rough as nuts like.

Borgetti about to smell what the Gooch is cooking.

I'm a speccy like. Used to wear contacts all the time but then couldn't get away with them at work anymore. Staring intently at the internet was drying my eyes. Haven't had any lenses for a while but am gonna get some dailies soon and see how I go with them. Wear my glasses at the match these days, but not in the pub, which is why I can be seen squinting like a mong when I first come in to work out where people are.

You can have the recipe anyway if you like, ASSRaider. Will pass it on later.

FYP

One for the ladies. He's a fucking giant.

Haven't been in Offshore in fucking years! Since I left Uni actually.