Gemmill

Gooch v Bellamy next weekend. Mis-match-tastic.

I find it hard to imagine you doing any homework, you find it hard enough doing any work full stop. How dare you!

Half an hour's homework a night is a bit much for a 6/7 year old tbh. Can't remember when I first got homework but I was a lot older than 6 I'm sure.

Sick in the head.

Aye well done, we got him in because you stayed calm (docile). Our transfer woes are over.

Like the way you kept your post to two words an'all in the desperate attempt to be the newsbreaker.

Beat ya beat ya!

SSN reporting that the deal is complete now apparently.

Let's see if they can hold out til the end of tomorrow. If you were a Charlton fan you would be fucking fuming if they sold your best striker to another team battling relegation on the last day of the window. If West Ham had come in on January 1st, they might have had a chance by giving Charlton time to spend the cash, but they would be mental to sell him now. Options: 1. Sell him now for £18m and almost certainly go down. 2. Sell him in the summer for £12m, having survived relegation and then pick up an extra £20m in TV money next season. It's a gamble cos they could and maybe will go down anyway, but even if they did he's still a saleable asset. They'd be mad to sell now given what's at stake.

Egg yoke stuck in his beard twizzler an'all.

Have a guess The Black Dahlia murder is an actual event. Ellroy's book is a fictionalised version of the events surrounding the Black Dahlia murder. So it's not beyond the realms of possibility that they're telling a different version of the story, knerbheed.

Definite resemblance.

Sammy blatantly got blown out by her though.

The book by James Ellroy is good. Is the movie a reproduction of that or not?

http://www.ryanbabel.nl/ryanbabel/biografie.html BOOYAKASHA AIIIIIIIGHT!

And to his club an'all. If he gets injured again this weekend, I'd be livid if I was paying his wages.

My Indian mate was due to marry a white lass recently but it's all been called off because of pressure brought to bear by his family. Canny.

Their surplus fingers should make card-counting a doddle.

Probably didn't occur to the Sun that the message they're trying to get across will be lost as their average reader laughs at the fact a Chinese lad is calling himself a chinky. "Oi Trev! Looka this mate! They've even got the darkie to hold one up. Gerrrcha!"

Cue you being "sensible" to the point of stupidity tbh. Like Roeder, you learned nothing from the last transfer window.

Soul mates tbh. You and Vic should get it on.

Older than Noelie.

Blatantly. We all know he's not great, and ideally he wouldn't (and won't) be first choice, but he's decent enough as back-up, and even with the hip injury, earlier on in the season he was the one player we had who you thought might score (and quite often he did). It'll be good to have him back.

Blasphemy! This is "The Hamster" we are talking about, you know!