Gemmill

I've seen the film. Dunst is in it which makes it instantly watchable.

H should make him his bitch. Can't wait to see the Rock God with his pinny on washing the dishes.

Full beard now my homo erotic denying fiend. You must look fucking ridiculous!

I bet when Cath posted this thread this morning she was hoping for a nitpicky argument to ensue.

Or a chubby Australian with a ginger beard.

Well basically her ambition in life is to lop them out and marry a footballer, and a boob job seems to be a pre-requisite for both. I know what you mean though.

Much better. Knobhead!

Probably should be inserting those databases instead of posting on here tbh.

Renton's posting a whopper here. I reckon someone's getting a tongue-lashing.

Do you get paid for being in the TA? I thought it was just a volunteer thing for people who liked camping and smearing shit on their face.

Aye I wouldn't sign up in the first place like. Lad I know in America signed up for the reserves or whatever they call them over there, purely so he could get his college fees paid. Two years into his work career they go to war and he's potentially going to have to serve in Afghanistan or Iraq??? Fuck that. I reckon any potential employer would overlook that sort of criminal record tbh. Most of the country thinks we shouldn't be there anyway.

I'd take army prison over active service in Iraq, I reckon. And the Iraqis would be thankful for it too. I'm like Universal Soldier.

Well you've signed up so you can't, technically. I assume you would be Court Martialled. you assume correctly Which means what in the TA though? It's not like you're in the real army and are planning to make a career of it, it's just a piss about. Is it not just like getting told off by the bloke that runs the youth club?

What happens if you refuse? I would have in that situation.

I'm at work. What is it?

The vertical stripes will do nothing for him.

Double divine-righter.

Silly boy.

She's already approaching retirement age if you're to be believed.

Only sweatier.

"Polygoing......Polygoing.....Polygone!" That should have been the thread title, HF. And to think people say I can't do word play.

That's canny sad about the lass who's been raped. As for the teenager crashing that car - probably justice tbh. He'll not be doing it again in a hurry.

He also turned an club that was on the verge of bankruptcy into the second best in the country within 4½ years. Under Shepherd however the fortunes appear to be moving in the opposite direction... no, I would say Keegan did that. And until the scottish fuckpig, we were still doing well. It will take time. Appointed by the geordie fatpig. Being a tad harsh on yourself Gemmill, unless you've really ben stuffing yourself with pies again since Christmas. I don't know how you dare. Making Shepherd look like Twiggy is your game tbh.

Are they intentionally Spinal Tap like, T-Keith? Is he meant to be a parody? He doesn't seem bright enough for that tbh.

No way to talk about your fiance.