Gemmill

"Polygoing......Polygoing.....Polygone!" That should have been the thread title, HF. And to think people say I can't do word play.

That's canny sad about the lass who's been raped. As for the teenager crashing that car - probably justice tbh. He'll not be doing it again in a hurry.

He also turned an club that was on the verge of bankruptcy into the second best in the country within 4½ years. Under Shepherd however the fortunes appear to be moving in the opposite direction... no, I would say Keegan did that. And until the scottish fuckpig, we were still doing well. It will take time. Appointed by the geordie fatpig. Being a tad harsh on yourself Gemmill, unless you've really ben stuffing yourself with pies again since Christmas. I don't know how you dare. Making Shepherd look like Twiggy is your game tbh.

Are they intentionally Spinal Tap like, T-Keith? Is he meant to be a parody? He doesn't seem bright enough for that tbh.

No way to talk about your fiance.

I beg to differ...... don't think wanking can be classed as a "cool" hobby tho Well, clearly you aren't doing it right ! Try again, spackajack. fuck off I was distracted Twice? I was multi tasking and nearly burnt wor lads curry Good bitch. Get your lad's tea made.

Be intresting to see whether he really is an arsehole or it's all and act. Either way he's an arsehole tbh.

I beg to differ...... don't think wanking can be classed as a "cool" hobby tho Well, clearly you aren't doing it right ! Try again, spackajack. fuck off I was distracted Twice?

That lad out of Towers of London. Jesus wept, what a cocknose.

I fucking despise that thick cow tbh. She embodies everything that is wrong with this cult of celebrity business. Dopey thick bitch who is now a millionaire on the strength of her stupidity.

It's all been downhill since Martin Woofer King and Rosa Barks tbh.

Face is blatantly gonna build a tank out of the bedframes and cutlery and come busting through the wall and out of there.

He also turned an club that was on the verge of bankruptcy into the second best in the country within 4½ years. Under Shepherd however the fortunes appear to be moving in the opposite direction... no, I would say Keegan did that. And until the scottish fuckpig, we were still doing well. It will take time. Appointed by the geordie fatpig.

I beg to differ...... don't think wanking can be classed as a "cool" hobby tho Well, clearly you aren't doing it right ! Try again, spackajack.

Bit of a way out of town in my opinion. Not a great area either (though not too bad). Handy for Tesco though. Yeah, if you like retail parks, you'll love the Novotel - think Linton Travel Tavern. Seriously, stop looking and book in at the Newcastle Centre one. NOW.

RENTON LACED BY DOG FUR EXCLUSIVE.

Just stay in the Newcastle Central one. It's on the quayside and gives you the option of going out somewhere on the night. The others - Whitemare Pool etc are in the middle of nowhere and you'll be taxi-ing it if you want a drink. Seriously, Whitemare Pool is a roundabout. You'd basically be staying at a service station.

We could be onto something here.

Just thought of it there man! I nearly broke my fingers trying to type it I was so pleased with it.

It's is absolutely amazing though how many people cross over from you if you're walking one though (they've even had comments like "dogs like that should be muzzled"). It is ”dogism” I suppose and in its own way every bit a bigoted and prejudicial as the stereotypical a middle class white person crossing over the road from some minority or chav as they are worried in case they might mug them. I feel a civil rights movement for dogs coming on. Stick a little suit on yours and it can be Martin Woofer King. Watch out for snipers though!

I'm surprised we didn't "step aside" and let him sign for them like we did when Kuyt went to Liverpool. We're all heart.

how did you precis that? boy met girl, girl mounted boy, boy and girl found by father, father chases boy, boy and girl run away together? (Disclaimer I've never read a Mills and Boon book... ) I don't think there's any actual sex in them. GUTTED.

The footage was funny this morning - 4 deliveries left in the day and Symonds decides he's gonna howk Panesar all over the place. Swings wildly at one which goes just over Pietersen's head. Cut to Ponting in the Pavilion sitting shaking his head.

Enjoy. Just make sure your chores are done by the time your dad gets home or there'll be nowt the matter.

Brock was getting the piss taken because he put videos of himself on youtube, wearing no top, miming to songs. Deserved, I would say. You get the piss taken because you ask for it by being contrary or putting yourself in a position where you're trying to take on everyone else on here and tell them how sad they are. You do that yourself. Then people take the piss. Nothing to do with IT humour or anything else.