Gemmill

So now your sister's getting a second hand 3 phone! You really don't like her very much do you?!

Which night this weekend will you be drinking yourself into an embarrassing drunken mess, Radgie dearest?

My mate used to be on 3. Might as well have walked around with a couple of tins connected by a string. They might have improved but it was nigh on impossible to have a conversation with him on his 3 phone. Sorry.

got my spelling from my dad who uses the word frequently. He says it's a scottish word and that's how it's spelt. Dictionary.com and you bunch of pedantic arseticklers seem to disagree however. Dictionary.com says it's of french origin. I don't know why you felt the need to point out that your father can't spell either. Now I think poorly of him too.

Bloody hell, it doesn't seem 5 minutes since we had them up last year.

It's definitely best imagining them in shadow tbh. Alex at least. I see him in the shadows like Brando's Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now. Only with thrusting.

Rob's been reading James Bond books again.

As if it's not bad enough having to leave work when it's dark. Now I have to leave work when it's dark seeing images of Alex beasting his lass hiding in every shadow.

I wish I was the Loadsamoney character you like to portray me as. I'm on me uppers man. Skintaroonieroo!

Well then you're not welcome in this thread so fuck off! Oi! Did I not tell you no posting in this thread for you!

When McClaren demonstrates an ability to discern the good English players from the shit ones (i.e. he stops givine the likes of Jenas, Downing and Kieron Richardson a perma-place in the squad), that might become a valid excuse. Until then, cockney boy can shut it!

You deserve everything that's coming out of you.

Well then you're not welcome in this thread so fuck off!

Tremendous!

It's not just me this happens to then.

You must be a student?

Will this day EVER fucking end?!

Extract from the review of Geordie Boyo's favourite haunt, Mood, in The Gate: So, I walk through the portals and survey the decor, and I'm thinking, "Mmm, yes. Heavy Gaudi influence, with strong elements of Gothic and Moorish, coupled with striking wrought iron and almost breathtaking use of catenary arches." My mind races as I try to remember which of Gaudi's works this most closely resembles: is it the secular splendour of the Palau Guëll, or the fairytale façade of Casa Batlló? Maybe this incredible interior is most redolent of the little-known but supremely sumptuous Puerta de la Finca Miralles. And then my learned companion captures the very essence of the building with his carefully-worded summary: "Wha-hey! It's just like Noel's House Party in here!"

You would, gay boy!

Got it straight away, twat-features! If, and it's a big if, The Fish is right about that NOTFORYOU thing, I'd say the artist would have to be a right smug little wanker. I've even more contempt for them now than I had previously. "OOooooo it's art, but it's not for you. Aren't I clever!"

I know this has been linked a few times on here before: www.theburglarsdog.co.uk but it's now available as a book as well. Might make a canny stocking filler for any locals.

I'm tired.

I don't think I've ever seen it mis-spelt quite so appallingly. I'm assuming the word he was looking for is brouhaha.

I just wonder how much money is getting spent on the whole thing tbh. And that "NOTFORYOU" thing, alright it's piqued my interest and got me asking what it is, but it's hardly art. I came over the swing bridge on the way back from work last night and could see the pink or purple lights shining on some building, and the polka dots they were swirling around the quayside and it looked alright, but "NOTFORYOU" is pap! When I did GCSE art I did it for a skive and would just come up with rubbish ideas that involved the least work possible. I can't help but think that a lot of "artists" are making a lot of money doing the same thing.