Gemmill

This is true. Far too enthusiastic about EVERYTHING, that one.

'In Cold Blood' was class btw. Don't drag me into it by discussing a book I've actually read. Aye, quality isn't it. Still meaning to see Capote, but the DVD people keep sending me everything but.

Errr... there'll be no literary ponce-ification in the Friday thread, ladies!

There is a world of difference between Michael Owen and Luque. Owen is worth having in the team when he doesn't score. Luque is barely worth having in the team when he does.

Love chats tbh. The Fish blew it though.

It's actually the Latin adverb meaning THUS or So. Don't try and educate me, you ginger Australian philistine!

I thought they looked really ordinary. I expected a lot more from a team in the Spanish top flight but they looked like below-average Premiership fare.

Did he ring him up and tell him what a knob he was for doing an interview with the Chronicle? Nice touch like.

The bloke knocked a good corner in and a couple of decent crosses, and he looked more interested than he ever has for about the first half an hour or so. Still nowhere near good enough and there's no way he was giving 100% imo. You're right though, they'll cling onto owt on there - I'm not talking about you Nut, cos I know you'll probably read this.

Randy twat! The poor lass is probably fucking dreading it.

It's only ferkin FRIDAY again! Was tempted to take a half day but I think I'm gonna be a man and just sweat it out. I'm nails like that. Can't wait for home time though.

Aye. "Used to indicate that a quoted passage, especially one containing an error or unconventional spelling, has been retained in its original form."

I'm really not that arsed about drinking at the ground. Get to my seat just as it's about to kick off, and assuming you don't leave your seat before the whistle goes for half time, you've got a 10-15 minute queue for a pint you pretty much have to neck to get back to your seat for the match. What's the point?

Ginger mackem tbh.

I don't give a fuck about his resale value or that he might come good. We're in a relegation battle, and at the moment, he's the worst striking option we have. Fuck him, and fuck the 9million, it's not like we've never pissed money away before. He's shit, so no need to play him. Oba, Dyer and Sibierski are rightfully ahead of him. Exactly. Just outside the relegation zone is not the time to be giving a waster a go to see if he comes good. If he doesn't we might just find ourselves back in the relegation zone. No thanks.

Roeder's just said in his interview that the players have started calling Taylor Forest Gump after the celebration. Run Forest Run!

Anyone that can get through the books deserves a share of Tolkien's estate tbh. Unreadable shite imo.

Let's see you in your duffle coat, Paddington 2Twats!!

Mark, your patter is lifting. You've been playing for 5 minutes, but you KNOW you can outplay everyone. Fuck off man.

Taylor's celebration was fucking hilarious. Dead pleased for him.

I was in America. Nowt to do with me.

You CURSED us!

Just read the wiki on it. Sounds nasty.

Just a minute ago I somehow managed to completely forget about the match and was imagining a lazy night in watching shit telly. Then I remembered about the match and was instantly gutted.

He'd kick you up the arse and you'd cry tbh.