Gemmill

Everyone always says that...but I'm not so sure Tyson was vithciouthneth perthonified So were Foreman and Liston and both had bigger punches than Tyson. Ok they weren't as quick, but they still got what was coming to them.

No, I call her "mam's mam". Of course I do you spanner!

My dad's mam lived to her late 90s. My mam's mam is currently 79.

Can't compare shit from different era's as you keep telling me you pleb! Boxing is two men fighting in a ring, dumbass. That can be compared. So shut it.

Having to pay for a ticket to actually go on the quayside as well. What's all that about?

Agreed, the Ali that beat Liston and Williams probably would have made Tyson look like a crude slugger, but with his punch, he'd always have a chance, if Frazier and Cooper could put Ali on his arse I'm sure Tyson could have, and who knows, might have kept him down for the count. True, it only takes one punch when you hit that hard. Have to admit I loved seeing Tyson get whipped by Lewis though. Watched it in America with a load of Americans and they were all gutted.

How about if you're on a bus coming back to barracks and some tim c*nt blows it up? Unfortunate surname. And haway let's try and keep it sensible.

Tbh I think that's something that's pretty easy to say when you've never been put in that position. I suspect there's probably a lot of bitterness when as a young man you lose your legs, or whatever, and you come back to your wife and kids an invalid so I can fully understand people sueing, especially if they feel they were put into a situation through poor decision-making by those in charge. You're talking about someone who was getting paid pretty shit wages to be there in the first place coming home and having to accept that they'll spend the rest of their life, and have to raise their family, on DLA. Sorry, but I think they're due some compensation. It's nothing to do with blame culture either.

Ah right, sorry. He was absolutely awesome (and I mean this in the proper sense of the word) when he first came onto the scene. Destroyed much bigger fighters with relentless aggression to the point where fighters had lost the fight before they even got in with him. Ali would still have boxed his head off in his prime though.

Haway, bit of a difference! "I lost both legs in an ambush", "I was paralysed from the neck down fighting for my country", "I tripped on a paving stone"

Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play. Is it Gazza? Can't get on youtube from work.

Yup. I would sooner get a train down to London than have to do the trip down to Cardiff again. Not that we'll have any engagements at the new Wembley any time soon.

Wembley Park is served by two tube stations and has 5 platforms - it has the capacity to bring in thousands very quickly. I think I'm also right in saying that it has the best transport links than any other stadium in London. Whether it should have been built in the midlands or whatnot is a different debate, but for me, the national stadium should be in the capital of the country. I presume you mean two tube lines rather than stations? I love the way Craig winks when he delivers his pedantry.

Fucking ruined his joke though! "Oh. Ok then. Bye."

Enjoy your trip home mick.

man up ffs yer big hom Sit in an empty Level 7 with icy winds whipping round and then tell me to man up when you thaw out, nancy boy!

I would rather watch the piracy warning on a loop than your Friends DVDs.

Yeah, it's always nice to come home if you're living abroad or something. Not sure about the smell of the air though - are you sure it's not just the bracing, take-your-breath-away cold you're talking about? I hate that by the way, and it's here now. When you come out of work or out the house or whatever and a cold gust hits you and you can't even breathe for a second or so. I'm REALLY not looking forward to tomorrow night at SJP. First really cold UEFA game on the way I reckon.

The Grudge was bad enough. Laughably unscary. I won't be going anywhere near the sequel.

Because the film was shit or the download was poor quality?

I never download movies. For some reason I imagine the film companies are more likely to get you for it. Are the ones that you download decent quality anyway, or are they all shit pirates filmed by someone sat in the pictures?

Haway ewerk, I suspect you know you're talking cobblers here. How much do you think soldiers get paid anyway? What's the going rate for waking up with the expectation of being killed that day?

Someone text McKay - "Fuck off with your shite players dickface. Luv Glenn Roeder xx"

Nice soundbite, and it's got his name in the papers, but it's not something he'll follow through with. Sounds like Torquay have picked themselves up a Shepherd mini-me.

It annoys me the way they put it on genuine DVDs and then don't allow you to fast-forward through it. And yeah, I doubt the bloke selling them out the boot of his car in the pub carpark has any imminent suicide bombings planned.