Gemmill

I reckon Cherie could smoke 40 at once. Just line them up along that horrible grin of hers. Remember reading someone say that her smile reminds them of the media centre at Lords.

I knew you weren't that old really. I liked Cath's compliment at the last piss-up though - "You're probably the trendiest old bloke I know."

Still the thought of him dancing about at work at that age to that Trance CD has me rolling. Especially with his bad knees!

White Zinfandel tbh. Can't beat it.

You must be late 40s/early 50s though, right snakey?

There's another bloke charged as well isn't there? Several times now he's been involved in unsavoury goings-on on nights out though, sooner or later you start wondering whether they aren't true. Genuinely unpleasant bloke I reckon.

Hello there. Nice pic. Looks to me like you've drugged Shearer though.

I hope (if he's guilty) that he gets done for this.

Fuck. Right. Off.

Aye a goal would be nice. If I'm being fussy I'd like it before half time. Actually I'd like one in each half.

Fat Tit more like!

I will NEVER forget my first English lesson in senior school, and the great big camp English teacher announcing that he would start the reading. The room fell silent..............and then in this awful high-pitched attempt at an American accent: "TOM! TOM! Where IS that boy?!"

Remember the old Tom Sawyer TV series. It was class. I can still remember the theme tune.

I'm glad they've blocked it. Keep the smokers paying through the nose for their filthy habit.

Don't worry, I am. I'll do it on your behalf.

He's a fucking dwarf tbh. Silly woman.

Aye some lass at work has had me buying tabs for her the last couple of weeks I've been in Holland. 39 Euros for 200 where they're about £45 for 200 over here. She smokes Mayfair though so I look like a right Harry Ramp at the airport.

If this goes through Christ knows where the government are gonna make up the shortfall in lost revenue. Tax increases ahoy.

Only southern mongs refer to people as ginners tbh.

Still bitter you didn't get the Bilbo role tbh.

Honestly I reckon peasepud is the NE's premier peeping tom from his vantage point in the baltic flats. Seems to me like he spends all his time at the window with a telescope and his camera. Disturbing.

Fucking PJ. Get a grip woman!

That is blatantly bullshit.

Dunno how you dare post in this thread after blatantly trying to shag the lass!

Paully's review of the Arsenal match on TF is class, describing Craig Moore separately as "Crocodile Dundee" and "the man who hates stingrays."