Gemmill

It annoys me the way they put it on genuine DVDs and then don't allow you to fast-forward through it. And yeah, I doubt the bloke selling them out the boot of his car in the pub carpark has any imminent suicide bombings planned.

Agree with that. Anyone that returns home injured having fought for their country should be compensated. I do feel a bit sorry for the Army Reservists in the US that got shipped off to Iraq and Afghanistan though. I worked with a lad at PwC who had signed up to get his college tuition paid for and who was bricking it in case he got the call-up.

"Conroys, just what I've always; wanted!" Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!

I'm not a fan of New Year at all. Everywhere is chocka, even if you've booked a taxi, chances are it won't come on time, and it's just all a bit crap.

His life in my hands tbh.

He'd cower the second I took my hands out of my pockets tbh.

Is his missus a professional dancer like? Or is she classed as a celeb in Aus? I hope his missus didn't run off with a professional dancer.

The Player was good. I liked Gosford Park an'all.

I hate that about Sky. They do the same with the football as well - every game is AMAZING and the Premiership is just the best thing EVER!1211. At least with the BBC they'll have a laugh about how shit a game is at half time and that.

Nah, I'm a Connery man. Difference between Connery and Craig is that Connery was just a massive bloke. When Craig comes out of the water (the bit Dotbum likes) he looks like some steroids freak that you see on holiday with a tiny pinhead sat on top of his inflated body. Basically I'd kick him all over.

Jerry Maguire was on last night man. Class. I LOOOOOVE BLAAAAACK PEEEEEOPLLLLLLLE!!!

I liked that they moved away from the silly quips and gadgets (an invisible car ffs), but: - It was half an hour too long - The plot was pretty shit I thought Craig made a decent enough Bond though, although he looks a bit like a meathead bouncer when compared with Brosnan. All in all, it was ok. Nothing to get excited about.

I didn't watch this, but this bloke once hid out at my mate's dad's house before fleeing to Spain. My mate's dad is well dodgy.

Yeah, all the Toon fans I know really rate Luque and think he's been so hard done to since arriving. Exemplary attitude couple with a true fighting spirit tbh. Aye, I wasn't gonna say anything like, but I suspected it wasn't just me that thinks he's a waste of space. How many times have we heard this dickhead talk the talk in the paper then turn up on the pitch and just allow the game to pass him by.........then question why the manager won't start him in the next game? Useless lazy knackersack.

Gemmill sick of Luque. By the way, if we'd played with Luque up front against Arsenal I think we'd have got beat. It was all hands to the pump and Luque doesn't do all hands to the pump.

Slap your baldy knackers on the ink nozzles, you dirty pervert!

defending your bum chum are you You should be thankful he's not here to wipe the floor with you again tbh.

Renton's on holiday, Leazes.

Mancs just missed a penalty and the fucking roof came off. I'm enjoying the fact that they're losing but at the same time I don't want the jocks getting ideas above their station.

"I remembered the guys at the Mandorah Pub wanted something to put in their huge fish tank. But I made the stupid mistake of grabbing it with my left hand because I was holding a beer with my right one."

That hand in the WSOP Main Event vs. Goldie Hawn's son is hilarious. First hand of a $10,000 tournament - Farha has A-T, Hudson has pocket 10s. The flop comes A-A-T - both flop a full house. Hudson bets, Farha raises, Hudson moves all in, Farha calls and Hudson is out on the very first hand. $10k for one minute of play. The poor bastard.

I quite liked was it Matchstick Men? Where he plays a conman? That was ok.

40 for my first round on the golf btw. Try and beat it beeatches!

Blatantly fancies me.

Did she leave it?