Gemmill

I've just discovered that you can work out the chances of someone having a higher pocket pair than you thus: (Number of ranks higher than the pocket pair you hold x Number of players remaining)/2 So if you're holding pocket 10s and there are 6 players remaining there's a 12% chance of someone holding a higher pocket pair. If all of you already knew this, then shame on you for not sharing.

Pacino is quality in Insomnia btw. He genuinely looks completely fucking wrecked.

I don't think BA (not Baracas, he would never have got on a plane, unless of course he drank some of Murdoch's doctored milk) have done anything wrong here. The rules seem to be clearly set out for her job. Silly bint... Aye reading the policy she doesn't really have a leg to stand on. Surely her faith is a personal matter anyway, so having to wear the cross under her uniform really shouldn't be an issue. I would have thought the fact that she knows that she's wearing it should be enough. Unless she's trying to ward off vampires.

However her point is just as valid. I'm not really bothered whether she wears her cross or not, but when she start coming out with "It is written in the bible...." and quoting scripture she looks a bit daft imo. If BA let her wear the cross it'll not be because of something that's written in the bible. Although, yes, she should be allowed to wear it if she wants.

This woman who works for BA and wants to have her cross on show is just as annoying as that silly bitch who wanted to teach kids through a veil. She's on GMTV now quoting from the bible to defend her position the fucking mental case.

Whatever mingers!

Tay-tay-tay-tay.

I didn't have a lot of options. No doubt you would have shat on the floorboard and just scuffed it in to the rancid grain with your slipper.

Aye, that's nee fun that like. However, they've got it right with some of thier urinals. Did you notice, for example, that in Schipol airport, they've got a picture of a fly on the inside of the urinal? Don't know if this is true, but I was told that it's there so that people aim for it, as it's the best place on the bowl to hit to avoid spashback etc, and manky puddles round the floor. They wash out when you walk away from them aswell, mint. Aye I've noticed that on the urinals there. Went into the "casino" in Schipol on Friday. It's basically a Nobles Amusements.

I'm basically right though. You're not an insomniac, you just have no established sleeping pattern through your own actions. FACT!

I might have been in Manchester for the weekend of the Man City game, and I might have dragged Mancy out for a few Jugs. It may also have cropped up in conversation, somewhow, that I have a well kempt 'area'. But only well kempt. Allegedly, Thompson is the expert on total removal! But somehow I've copped all the greif. Have you put some tramlines in?

At the hotel in Holland last week the way the toilet was set up, there was basically a shelf that you shat on, and not until you flushed did everything actually go down into the water. You would be AMAZED at how much your turd dropping straight into the water masks the stench. It was disgusting. As soon as I'd made a deposit onto the shelf I had to flush while I was still sat there or I would have puked into my kegs.

What's this about you shaving your knackers, Lukeabeanus?

What a pillock!

I think that was the joke. I don't. I reckon they think he's funny.

If you're going to refer to someone as Comedy Dave, you should at least make sure they're vaguely amusing first. IMO.

That actually doesnt surprise me. Latent transgender issues there. Can't feel right in his body. He was waxing lyrical about Daniel Craig's pecs the other day an'all. Wouldn't be surprised if he tucks his chopper between his legs and prances about shouting "Foof! I've got a foof!" when his girlfriend's out.

The only time I sit down is if I'm having a shite. Look in the pissing thread in the Gold forum though and you'll find Dotbum confessing that he sits down even if he's just going for a wee. Still undergoing potty training if you want my opinion.

If I'm awake enough to get out of bed and walk through the house to the toilet, then I feel I should be awake enough not to piss all over the seat/floor. Animals! The lot of you!

You should rub his nose in it tbh. If he wants to behave like an animal, treat him like one!

If he posted on here it would all be in caps lock, guaranteed. And loads of exclamation marks.

I never piss on the floor. Sorry, I just don't. I think part of the issue was that when you mongers accidentally piss on the toilet seat you would just walk off and leave it like that. If I did it, I'd clean it up. It's absolutely rank when someone has a party at their house and you go into the bog to find that some tramp has pissed ALL OVER the bog seat and just left it like that. What is wrong with these animals?!

Merkins. And yes, you can buy them. George Bush goes on about them all the time.

I'm sure he's mentioned something on here about it actually. Reckons it makes it look bigger or something.