Gemmill

I'm out of here at half 4, but still. The next 38 minutes will no doubt seem like an eternity.

Btw, JawD you're self employed ffs. GO HOME!

The clock has most definitely stopped. Not amused in the slightest.

I do the feeling like I'm falling thing if I doze off on the sofa in the afternoon. I like it cos it wakes me up enough to think "YES! I'm going to sleep."

I remember that mad old bitch that used to stand at the top of Northumberland Street, next to Lloyds with her petition. I like SJP where it is like, I have to say. Going to somewhere like Bolton is a miserable affair - the ground is in the equivalent of the Silverlink. Not helped by the cheerleaders, fireworks, tit with a drum and the club mascot running the length of the pitch when they score like.

I just hope this plan to bring him on a bit more slowly doesn't lead to him leaving the club. Nice to hear some sort of explanation for why he isn't getting a regular game though.

Baldy David Bellamy tbh.

Thats really weird I've twice experienced similar fairly recently, just the feeling i was awake but i could not for the life of me move a muscle. Horrible feeling. 195538[/snapback] I get the same thing every night on the sofa. I love it.

On mature reflection, Scott's shoes have got to be up there somewhere. 195533[/snapback] I told you not to lick them.

Posting paralysis set in.

I very rarely remember my dreams. I was going to say I never have dreams but I knew some dickhead would tell me that I did and just couldn't remember them.

I do alittle. It brings back memories and i am thinking i can smell that rotting dead body again Thats weird though isnt it? That a memory of something can actually make you smell it again. 195491[/snapback] Blatantly just farted.

Your own i presume? 195486[/snapback]

Bile tastes pretty minging when you've spewed and spewed til that's all you've got left.

In that case, what's the point of being engaged? 195462[/snapback] Good point ! But that was before the kids and the debt, so a small token of commitment seemed warranted. 195464[/snapback] Exactly. Blatantly buying yourself time.

And Rantin' would be feckin' horrified at being classed as normal. He's a medical man, you know. 195419[/snapback] Aye, think he is some sort of pharmacuetical adviser in the NHS isnt he? 195438[/snapback] Works in Boots tbh. 195441[/snapback] Aye, hence my omnipresence here. 195451[/snapback] Sacked by Boots.

And Rantin' would be feckin' horrified at being classed as normal. He's a medical man, you know. 195419[/snapback] Aye, think he is some sort of pharmacuetical adviser in the NHS isnt he? 195438[/snapback] Works in Boots tbh.

Ok, I'll believe you then...

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...ic,29022.0.html btw.

Are you the same Magma that had a complete conniption fit on N-O last night?

It's not that bizarre, I'm exactly the same, I have to have a lot of bookmarks ranging from proper ones to taxi receipts. A wander over to the bookcase often results in me starting a new book. Actually, I may have just proved your point... 195398[/snapback] Exactly, are you suggesting it's not bizarre behaviour because you do it? Would you watch two films at once, say watch the first 20 minutes of one and switch to another, then back again? No, I don't think so. 195402[/snapback]

Shark researcher or something. I think he carries out most of his research watching the Discovery Channel though cos he's scared of water.

It'll be finished before Wembley.

I bet you colour co-ordinate your sock drawers too. Dweebs!

Nope.