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"Feck I don't know what to take! AAAAAAAARRRGGHHH so it is."

Single-handedly responsible for your parent's divorce tbh. 178883[/snapback] It was worth it just for how spoilt me and my sister got after it happened.

I don't think he would even have noticed tbh alex. I doubt he's given it a second thought. Just me being daft about it really, I'm sure. You're right like, I wouldn't have known what to say anyway.

Sorry!

That's why I said my Hard Drive. 178870[/snapback] You're excused. Toplass is only little though. And she'd never know what leads to unplug at the back - she's a lass ffs!

Reading that has set me off 178859[/snapback] I hate thinking about my mam and dad's divorce like. My dad never wanted them to get divorced and I remember going into the kitchen after they'd had a screaming row once and seeing my dad sitting there by himself looking down at the kitchen table just fiddling with a ringpull in his hands. I felt absolutely gutted for him cos I knew he must have been thinking "This is it. No more marriage. No more living with my kids". I just got something out the fridge and left the room and I've felt a bit guilty about not saying something ever since.

I haven't heard of most of those. Can I just add that the music from Twin Peaks always gets to me. 178831[/snapback] Ok, crying at music is gay. Especially Enya. 178840[/snapback] I heard you were in floods when Erasure playe Blue Savannah Sun. 178851[/snapback] Got some poppers in my eye, if you MUST know.

Haway, all these people saying they'd take their PC?! Your house is burning down man! You can't make three trips! "Oh I'd dismantle and remove my fitted kitchen." It has to be things you can just grab!

I like when DanTheMan calls you darling.

I haven't heard of most of those. Can I just add that the music from Twin Peaks always gets to me. 178831[/snapback] Ok, crying at music is gay. Especially Enya.

I didn't mean to finger them. What happened to that smilie?

A pre-emptive :fingers: for when the lasses turn up later and go "Oooo look what happens when we leave you boys alone etc. etc." btw.

I nearly cried tears of boredom when I watched it. If you're gonna make a film where everyone knows they live at the end, and the rest of it is just space ship/mission control panicking, make it shorter, Howard. Be told!

Just have floating bank holidays that people can take when they want. That's what they do in the US - I had 8 fixed bank holidays and two floaters which I could take whenever. It allows the people of different religions to take theirs to observe their own bank holidays.

Aye, Million Dollar Baby was sad. Not to give anything away, but I knew very little about it and had no idea that was coming.

My mate at school used to work on a market stall with his sister's boyfriend on a weekend - we were about 15 or 16. Anyway, he took to calling grown women hinny, and pet and stuff just to copy this lad he was working with. We all used to take the piss telling him he was too young for stuff like that and that he sounded like a wanker etc. Anyway, we went to this sandwich shop one day (greasy spoon type place) and the woman behind the counter looked nails - mid 40s, forearms like Popeye, actually, they were TATOOED forearms like Popeye. Anyway, he gets to the front of the queue and, at 15 with a face full of spots, goes "Bacon sandwich love" in his best deep voice. Well, I thought she was gonna throw the pan of chip fat at him. She blew her stack and told him to fuck off and get his bacon sandwich elsewhere. It was quality.

Probably filled up a few times but never bealed. If I'm hungover and tired it can happen at something shit like a TV movie.

Must've been that book you read.

Rubbished by Anal in today's Chron.

Piggy? 178677[/snapback] Clearly Roger; Kill the cat, spill it's blood etc. 178679[/snapback] When my English teacher used to read out Lord of the Flies he used to give Piggys voice a speech impedement. Cock. 178770[/snapback] I'll never forget my first English lesson in seniors. We had this big gay bloke teaching us and we were doing Tom Sawyer. Anyway, he says he'll start the reading and we're all sitting looking at the book waiting for the first line when all of a sudden, in a high-pitched Aunt Polly voice, complete with American accent, he blurts out: "Tom! Tom! Where IS that boy?" I couldn't fucking MOVE for giggling.

Already a thread on it supposedly.

That Valencia lad looked a good player in the WC. Could cause us some problems.

I agree with that to a certain extent - some of the idiots yesterday moaning that Roeder didn't map out the next two weeks in terms of who would sign when etc was daft. But I don't think it's unreasonable for us to have expected some movement on signings by now. Roeder admitted himself that we are not as far on as he would have hoped by this stage of the window. 178673[/snapback] Well, no, I agree that I would have expected a bit more in terms of inbound transfer activity. But I personally don't think it's through lack of trying, so I can't really be too judgemental. 178757[/snapback] I don't think it's through lack of trying, but you can see from what Roeder said yesterday, namely "....but with the transfer window coming to a close at the end of August, a decision or two is going to have to be made very quickly." that we haven't really made any firm bids for anyone. I would have hoped the "decision or two" would have been reached by this stage. If we make a decision and can't convince the player to come here, we're screwed.

He still cost £11 million though. 178753[/snapback] Martins and Kuyt will likely cost us £10m each. And Berbatov has had a full, goal-scoring pre-season with his team mates.

Never been. I'm 100% sure I wouldn't like it though.