Gemmill

Transport links are good, Renton? My immediate thought was bus-tastic to get there from town, plus taxis from town would cost a mint. Too far out for my liking if you have any links with Newcastle.

Oh Christ, is this someone HTT likes to write pages of footballing cliches about. "Good touch, fantastic engine, natural born finisher, range of passing, great feet, aerial ability yadda yadda yadda, Hughie Gallagher". I look forward to that one. 177801[/snapback] Fair play to HTT for this http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/....html#msg512952 and proof positive that he browses Toontastic first for a bit of decent football craic before he goes on N-O.

Not half as confusing as your post! WTF?! Take a deep breath and explain it again.

Bung it Gemmills way to help with his spaz feet and waist issues. 177845[/snapback] Shut it, hairy shoulders - like a hobbit on a rack! Anyway, is that the Gazelle, spongebob? Did the bloke with the pony tail that was advertising it not put you off?

Dotbum, have you just changed the B of Bum to a capital or has it always been that way? Anyway, surely your faith in Roeder must be on the wane now. We're now onto at least the third of fourth list of players he was after. Maybe if we'd pulled our finger out when Defoe first got sent home by Sven........

I'm serious! He reckoned all the birds were into him.

Haway Renton, deliver a flat-footed shoeing to the lot of them.

Does anyone else remember Peter Simon in the NOTW claiming that he used to get loads of letters off filthy debauched housewives begging him to gunge them? Reckons he lived it up away from the cameras and was quite the sex symbol.

Is that cos you're so fat your feet sometimes object? 177616[/snapback] Waiting for this. I've got flat feet you twunt! But excess weight probably doesn't help.... 177630[/snapback] So've I mate. All the cool people have got them. 177643[/snapback] Ah, that explains why you walk like a penguin 177800[/snapback] I think you'll find it's called the Harlem Shuffle.

I do believe you still need to read Harry Potter after declaring we wouldn't sign Owen.. 177745[/snapback] Is it not enough that we DID sign Owen, Catherine? Must you force me to read those.......children's things!? 177763[/snapback] They're children's books, Scott. It'll take you no time at all. You don't want to be seen to be backtracking now, do you? 177786[/snapback] I really don't mind. If I read them I won't be able to come over all superior every time someone mentions them. 177790[/snapback] And gawd forbid, you may even enjoy them 177794[/snapback] Pah! I'm out of my Meg and Mog stage!

Oh Christ, is this someone HTT likes to write pages of footballing cliches about. "Good touch, fantastic engine, natural born finisher, range of passing, great feet, aerial ability yadda yadda yadda, Hughie Gallagher". I look forward to that one.

I do believe you still need to read Harry Potter after declaring we wouldn't sign Owen.. 177745[/snapback] Is it not enough that we DID sign Owen, Catherine? Must you force me to read those.......children's things!? 177763[/snapback] They're children's books, Scott. It'll take you no time at all. You don't want to be seen to be backtracking now, do you? 177786[/snapback] I really don't mind. If I read them I won't be able to come over all superior every time someone mentions them.

Did the sign say women weren't allowed to play snooker, or women can't play snooker. One is unfair, the other is a fact.

According to the Journal we're in for Collins John. I think he's alright but I can't put up with any more whingy whining Welsh shit from that knobend Chris Coleman.

That was my mistake. I'm tempted to steal my last one back cos it's different to all the other ones. I fear the bloke who nicked it might pan my head in though.

My immediate thought here is not whether it's a righteous cause or not, but rather how will he get the tent pegs in?

I do believe you still need to read Harry Potter after declaring we wouldn't sign Owen.. 177745[/snapback] Is it not enough that we DID sign Owen, Catherine? Must you force me to read those.......children's things!?

The beer is the only redeeming feature, I've always thought. Tastes nicer, isn't watered down, and as a result always seems to be stronger. Depends what sort of a range they have obviously.

to tell the truth?

If people do it on Saturday I'll join in like. Anything to help the atmosphere tbh. It looked class at Shearer's testimonial and got the place on its feet. It can't hurt, I suppose.

You bought a set of pans off there iirc.

I've ordered one three times from the council. Every time it comes I get to use it for about three days before some gypsy arsehole in my back lane nicks it. I've just taken to using anyone and everyone else's now. It requires a certain amount of stealth, but they asked for it.

By the way, Alex ruined the last one for some people on N-O by posting a link to a T-shirt with a spoiler on it. People went INSANE. It was class.

Calimag on N-O queued up at midnight for the last one iirc. I can't remember if he said he dressed up or not though. Canny pathetic of the kid to do it in a drive-by style though, although judging by that lasses reaction she would have kicked him all over the shop if she could have got her hands on him.

Would anyone else care to answer the Siouxsie Sioux vs Jessica Simpson question? Is it just me that would pass up on the pasty freakshow with the back-combed birds nest on top of her head?