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They're not at your seat mate. They're handed out at the turnstile. The giant mong probably stood on the bloke handing them out, crushing him underfoot.

Then again if it is true that he said those things about us then he might favour us more, plus he's knows he's guarantied to start most games for us. I know a lot of players say stuff like this just to get other clubs interested, but what you normally hear instead of what Kuyt has said is that they want to move to the Premiership and play for a big club. Not I want to be the new Shearer and bet he new hero of our supporters wearing the number nine shirt (whether that’s true or not) 178596[/snapback] Was that stuff not the made-up quotes though? I'm completely confused now as to what was made up and what wasn't.

Car keys (so I can get to my mam's!) Wallet Laptop It's cheap enough to get a new mobile, so I'm not sure how that's an essential to some folk.

Is that Daily Star story based on the quotes that someone made up the other day which were suddenly all over the internet? I suspect so. The only way he's snubbing Liverpool for us is if we're offering him double the wage tbh.

No quotes mate. If he's got any sense he'll come to you lot like, I agree, but we'll see what happens. I've barely even heard Rafa mention him other than when pressed the other day - is he actually interested?

Looks like he should be chasing Fraggles down holes tbh.

178576[/snapback] Great. Roeder (ex-footballer and experienced manager and coach) doesn't think that John is up to the job, but Shepherd (scrap merchant and experienced over-eater) thinks he would. Let's sign him eh?

Sammy coming over all Rumpole when people were taking the piss, the fucking goon!

Yeah, I heard about this on the news yesterday. You have to wonder what else these kids are capable of. Dangle the fuckers off the same bridge and only pull them back up when they're crying and they've shit their kegs. That'll larn them.

More evidence that sammynb is a degenerate.

Never been away, anyway I saw you slagging me off, after us having that nice little pm chat too... 178340[/snapback] I've never slagged you off, you old puff. Mocked you lovingly, certainly.

Is this the same guy who told you Martin O'Neill was our new manager? 178408[/snapback] Nope.

WMC's are crap. And who wants to go somewhere where there is no women anyway. 178327[/snapback] Bridget's boyfriend. Go figure.

Leazes is BACK. Knew he couldn't stay away long.

Oi, NewOrleans bloke that's browsing. Was it you that got your question read out? Joey or something?

Bridge was mentioned earlier on. Said that we would be in for defenders if they were available and that if we can sort defence and strikers out we're not far off being a decent team. Also said that Gravesen is someone he's interested in. He was then asked about overload in midfield - he said that for the first time in a long time he was looking to build a squad at NUFC and that it was important to have players of real quality that can come into the team and do as well as the previous first choice. Which was good to hear.

Not really, he did alright. Probably said about as much as he could on signings.

178275[/snapback] There's an hour to talk to him and Julie rings up and says "How are you enjoying the job, Glenn?"! Jesus H Christ! 178280[/snapback] 178282[/snapback]

178275[/snapback] There's an hour to talk to him and Julie rings up and says "How are you enjoying the job, Glenn?"! Jesus H Christ!

This one's talking too slowly. Cut him off. Yeah we know who's left, dickhead. Fucking Christ almighty!

Oh Julie fuck off you SLUT! How do you feel about being Newcastle manager. Silly fucking cow!

Did he say that like. He definitely has a voice that keeps making me just cut him off. All of a sudden I realise I've missed 2 or 3 minutes of his patter. 178262[/snapback] I was thinking the same thing. 178265[/snapback] I think he might have hypnotised me or something. I'll probably do something really weird when Local Hero comes on on Saturday.

Did he say that like. He definitely has a voice that keeps making me just cut him off. All of a sudden I realise I've missed 2 or 3 minutes of his patter.

Letting cretins have far too much say on here given there's only an hour like. Ask the question then cut the fucker off tbh.

It did sound there like Roeder has been taken in by Oliver's bullshit re Martins' age like, which is disappointing.