Gemmill

SSN are reporting that we're now refusing to meet their £10m valuation because we're unsure of his age. I think they got it from the Sun, so I'm hoping it's bollocks. If I had to bet on whether he'll be here by the time the window closes, I'd say no though. I suspect we might be looking for excuses not to sign him now that we've discovered that the price is £10m +.

Any adult queuing for a Harry Potter book in the middle of the night deserves whatever's coming to them tbh.

Aye, sick of hearing about it here too.

I think I might have identified a problem...... 177256[/snapback] Radgina's a double amputee tbf. 177261[/snapback] That reminds me of a film I once watched.... 177265[/snapback] That's the sort of stuff Toonraider watches with her husband - FACT!

I've got a friend who owns a door and window company and they do refer to windows as vision panels. 177262[/snapback] And this is your friend?

I think I might have identified a problem...... 177256[/snapback] Radgina's a double amputee tbf.

It was a tremendous outburst though. I agree, at the time I remember thinking that it wasn't like him at all. And that it was completely untrue.

Best was when he was stopping at peasepud's - rent free, mind you - and he would go out and get himself a takeaway and not say a word to Peter, come home, sit on Peter's couch and eat it in front of him, without offering him so much as a bite. Quality brass neck on the boy.

Nah he was alreet, but the drink thing did used to wind me up something chronic. In the end you had to make a point of being selective with who you asked if they wanted drinks or you would have had a stroke with the build up of stress about the whole thing. The article about Diet Coke will go down in internet history an'all. I like to think that he's somewhere working on a new article and that a return is not too far away.

Turning down sales already. Who does he think he is??

He used to intentionally get himself jobs in far-flung places so that he had an excuse to not stay in them very long an'all! Plus he slept with peasepud.

JJ was the worst of all time. That twat would sit and let you get him drinks all night and not once would his conscience get the better of him! 177202[/snapback] He was tee total was he not though? Seems a bit unfair to make someone who's on lemonade get the drinks in. Is he still alive anyway? 177205[/snapback] He went tee-total after a while. Not before he'd drank his body weight in free beer though. In fact that's probably why he went tee-total - couldn't handle all the free drink he was getting plied with.

You wait. It won't be long before you're showing some new recruit about the special screws with a semi-on.

JJ was the worst of all time. That twat would sit and let you get him drinks all night and not once would his conscience get the better of him!

Twat! I think I'm a bit like alex on that one like, cos it's one of my pet hates an'all, so when I first saw that I thought "You twat!".

Have you got a shoe fetish like, fatty? 177172[/snapback] We have already estalished that you are more porky than me ginge. 177176[/snapback] No no no, chublet.

Have you got a shoe fetish like, fatty?

I wouldn't wear the capri pants to work by the way. That's not gonna fly.

I firmly believe that you'd still have hair if it wasn't for all these pointless facts. 177137[/snapback] You reckon it's a trade-off then? 177153[/snapback] Could be. Have a purge and see what happens. You could turn up to the Wigan game like Michael Heseltine.

Anal spasm?

I came off my bike after playing knicky knocky nine doors. Karma tbh. I went down this huge hill and turned the corner onto a dirt road, and the bike just skidded away from under me. Spectacular grazing down pretty much the whole of my left hand side.

I firmly believe that you'd still have hair if it wasn't for all these pointless facts.

You really are a double glazing salesman? Good luck, try and not be as obnoxious as the last one I had. 177126[/snapback] He'll have to really try.

Brain tumour? 177072[/snapback] I was gonna make that joke but thought better of it.

Is NOT an autonym. Go to the bottom of the class. 177099[/snapback] But it's all lemony and stuff. 177110[/snapback] You're learning.