Gemmill

Just giving you a life lesson tbh 177107[/snapback] Getting him back for saying he wanted to out-earn him by charging him just enough to ensure that he doesn't.

I don't do personal accounts and tax and stuff anyway. I'm strictly corporate, darling. I like how your dad's charging you though.

Is NOT an autonym. Go to the bottom of the class.

Fluffy is quite blatantly an autonym. That you lot don't recognise it as such is a sign of your ignorance. I came up with loads of good ones in the old thread actually. By the end of the thread I feel I was the only one who fully understood the concept.

Poor bitter, impoverished Renton. Gemmill - have you told Fish your terms yet? 177081[/snapback] Ya wha? Are you in sales then Dotbum? I was thinking about this earlier - does your lass not bollock you for being on here all day while she has to do all the work?

I hope the rumours that the woman who talked you through first year earnings previously worked on setting up the Nigerian FA website prove to be unfounded btw.

He's the classic failed middle aged sales person, constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown over his next deal. A bit like death of a salesman, which even I found to be too depressing! 177070[/snapback] Cheers Renty. You got to the typo in time too, I'm impressed.

See. We're even helping him. You can post details of all appointments in here too if you like, that way we'll know when to expect some feedback on how things went.

Notch them up in here as you seal the deals matey. All the best.

Damn! I don't watch the Simpsons so I don't get it. Explain please!

didn't say I wanted to, but I'm arrogant and might have disposable income so I thought it was mandatory 177029[/snapback] Seen as you've been so public about your potential earnings, I think we should have a thread on here like the sales board they have on Glengarry Glen Ross. Every time you make a sale you get to put it on the board, and at the end of each month you have to disclose your earnings to us. It'll keep you honest, and I'm hoping it'll give us all a chance to laugh at how much they lied to you in the interview. 177033[/snapback] What have I missed? I assumed that GF earned about 7K. 177047[/snapback] Check out the CHU-CHING thread.

Is he obstreperous? That's an autonym btw.

didn't say I wanted to, but I'm arrogant and might have disposable income so I thought it was mandatory 177029[/snapback] Seen as you've been so public about your potential earnings, I think we should have a thread on here like the sales board they have on Glengarry Glen Ross. Every time you make a sale you get to put it on the board, and at the end of each month you have to disclose your earnings to us. It'll keep you honest, and I'm hoping it'll give us all a chance to laugh at how much they lied to you in the interview.

We self-moderate. Plus anyone who doesn't like it over here tends to find that out pretty quickly and not come back in a hurry, I find.

When I read it earlier I thought he'd used the wrong word, but he's taken a couple of hidings on here recently (the aesthetically pleasing issue and the poker argument), so I didn't pull him up on it. I think he was just trying to be clever, but now you've given him the Saddam thing, he'll cling onto it like it's a liferaft.

Yeah, tried that and it's the same. It happens if I play it in both rela player and Windows Media. Here's an example: Last night I tried to watch the 'The Roeder Review - Job Done' clip. Same problem. Now have you looked at that one and it's ok? If so, then the question's answered really. 176966[/snapback] I haven't subscribed to it for years but never had this problem at the time. If you're watching an interview with Shola, that's just how he talks, but I can't explain the Roeder thing.

Even the great Steven Taylor got farmer out on loan though. Following in the great man's footsteps tbs tbs.

Aye, only him and Henry could have scored it out of players in the Premiership apparently.

That thing where he was Delbert Wilkins was far from crucial too.

aimaad, I have to say, I find your claims that Luque's goal could only have been scored by him and one other player in the Premiership utterly preposterous. Did you see Riise's goal yesterday? How many players in the Premiership could have scored that? Ran with the ball past a couple of players and scored from outside the area. That's all Luque did.

Adrian Chiles is the only decent one on 606 because he knows what's going on in the lower leagues to and can craic on with anyone. Spoony's knowledge is restricted to what he's heard other people say about Premiership teams and it's embarrassing when someone rings in wanting to talk about Walsall or whatever and he just doesn't know what to say in response, the cockend. The BBC want their arses kicking for giving him that job. In fact, one of us should ring up and absolutely slate him for being a know-nowt cockney red every week he's on there. We could set up a rota.

I would sooner watch Lenny Henry than Lee Evans. At least he might do that Gatanga thing.

An issue of symmetry?

I'm gonna ring in and ask him how old Martins is and how much Feyenoord's valuation of Kuyt is. If he doesn't know the answer to either I'm gonna tell him to stop pissing about on the radio and ficking will find out.

One of the mods should change her name to Dogkiller tbh.