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I think it's class that we've got a 74 year old on the board. Dunno why like, but it is.

I thought this was just a gap year job. Are you telling me you went to uni to learn how to sell double glazing door-to-door? Beats McDonalds I suppose.

Aye it looks rank like. Go for a slash and flush the chain and it looks like there's still wee in there.

Fish's "that was the way I was taught" argument is hilarious. Dave man, it doesn't change the fact that you're wrong, and that the idiot that taught you to play is wrong too. If I claimed that I was taught that when the ball went out of play in football that it was a penalty, it doesn't make me any less wrong to claim that "that was the way I was taught".

Aye I've got it here in North Shields too. Is it ok to make cuppas with or do I need to go to the bastard shop and buy bottles?

Where does he reveal he has £20m to spend?

Fish well and truly slapped across the face with the gauntlet before it was thrown down. Aaaaand he's bottling it.

Congratulations mate. No shenanigans with dorty sales birds at the hotel training mind. You're a professional now. Sounds like a canny wage and should set you up nicely for going back to uni. You can be the blingest bloke on campus.

Aye it's shit Laz. Even worse is the way in and out of the Tesco Extra on the coast road. I got stuck there for over an hour on New Year's Eve just trying to get out of the fucking car park. I was ready to abandon my car and just get out and start indiscriminately killing people after about 20 minutes of waiting.

What job did you get like? You looked like you should have had Princess Leia on a chain lead in a bikini tbh.

He'll want you to take it round to him like, peasepud. Bone idle he is. Second Wacky's should have got a mac. I'm sitting on my sofa, wireless on my iBook.

Puh-lease! I think you're forgetting how good you look in capri pants.

List them tbh. Or at least link them.

Ring BT and get them to change your phone to the broadband phone thing, and stick with BT. You'll save some money. Unless it's BT's service you aren't happy with?

I couldn't disagree more, the only time I ever get that feeling of stretched time anymore is during a workout. Weights are fine, but an hour stretch on the bike feels like a year. How are you supposed to occupy your brain? I actually broke a couple of bikes because I couldn't cope with the boredom. 175702[/snapback] First I was afraid! I was petrified! Still think that's hilarious like.

That is fucking hilarious no matter how many times I see it. The thing is though, what the fuck was Robert doing hitting it that hard in that direction?? Completely random and unnecessary, but what a funny result.

Welcome to the board, Robert. Glad you like it.

Agree with SLP about Beckham. The ginger idiot has ballsed up. The biggest insult of all though is that Jenas continues to find his stick-insect self getting picked for England. By all means give SWP and Lennon a go, but dumping Beckham out of the squad all together is dumb. If he wanted to stamp his authority, then dump some of the deadwood like the aforementioned Jenas. Bringing Phil Neville back btw. Jesus wept.

The smilie is thataway!

Jennifer Grey was good in Ferris Bueller. Have you seen her these days? She had plastic surgery after Dirty Dancing, became completely unrecognisable from the actress in Dirty Dancing, and can no longer get work, partly because people can't tell it's the same person. She looks prettier like, but it's doing her no good.

Spot on ewerk. I've been over this before, but aside from it not being funny, Jerry Seinfeld is such a detestable bellend as well.

You have to be a 24 karat nerd to like Seinfeld. Welcome to your future tbh. Disappointed.

Not much in the way of resistance from aimaad, it has to be said.

Parker doesn't deserve it based on pre-season tbh. He'll play is way in eventually, I hope.. Into the squad, not the team.

I think the lazy good-for-nothing foreigner thing stems more from Luque's fans assuming that anyone that doesn't think he's great doesn't like him because he's foreign, more than anyone actually disliking him because he's foreign. That's laziness on your part aimaad, and an easy get-out clause for you in your defence of Luque. Personally I dislike him because he has no heart and has done nothing like enough in a black and white shirt to convince me. The fact that Shola is keeping him out of the team is an indictment of Luque, not Roeder. He reminds me of me when I go to work - full of good intentions, but invariably putting no effort in and getting nothing done.