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I always used to download the videos rather than watch the streaming versions. Dunno if that's any help.

Any word on how the elderly couple and their dogs were like, you self-obsessed bint?

Are you suggesting that that place I found in Benidorm wasn't a one-off?

That's Dotbum's Workout Status Alerts. Girlfriend: Will you be much longer? Dotbum: Give us 30 seconds...................................I grew STRONG! Reet, gonna hit the showers.

Graeme WAS doing a great job though to be fair.

By the way, as far as poor transfer planning goes, this surely puts scouting players in pre-season friendlies in the shade. Two weeks til the season starts and we're suddenly unsure how old our prime transfer target is.

Probably quite a simple explanation for that though, surely.

a "mate" eh? 176777[/snapback] Yes, Sima. He was led to believe, until his teens, that his birth mother was his sister. In the meantime, her parents (his grandparents) brought him up. A strange state of affairs.

Gladstone Small begins new career as an Inter Milan supporting Human Cannonball

To mete out manly punishment to would-be terrorists? Good idea, snakey.

You should open up a Betfair account (whether you want to or not! ). You'd get much better than 14s on there, I'm sure.

I tell you what like, he looks a hell of a lot older than 21. Story is that the Nigerian website is wrong - apparently it's not the only age on the website that they've messed up. I doubt the move is "on ice" because of this though - probably Oliver's just discovered it and thought it would make a good story.

Even so though, that would mean that presumably there is at the very least, a handful of people in Britain thinks that the funniest thing they've ever heard on TV is: "You were expecting a bloke with a beard, a bible and bad breath. You've got a babe with a bob cut and a magnificent bosom." Even a handful of people doesn't bear thinking about. What if it was more like a hundred?!

Was that you in that youtube video? 176724[/snapback] I doubt it!!! I haven't seen what you're referring to but I was only about 8 at the time. A time when only 8mm (?) cine camera existed. Link?? 176726[/snapback] Cave drawings more like.

If you're gonna c&p you could at least sort the smilies out. Was that on NO originally?

Ever so slightly.

That does sound pretty harsh like. I'd be pointing out that my immune system would have his all over the shop.

They're made up quotes from some wag on TyneTalk apparently. The Journal have printed them as factual quotes though, the clueless cretins.

Spared you the ring of fire though, tbf.

The stuff with the US Senate was quality and he wiped the floor with them, but he's a bit of a twat all in all. Overall I think Chantelle deserved to win.

Looking at the strength of Liverpool's squad and the possibility of them picking up some more signings (Kuyt) over the next couple of weeks, I think they'll be the closest challengers to Chelsea in the coming season and are good value at 8/1 with Coral. Chelsea are 2/5.

Yup, I'm a bit concerned that O'Neill might suddenly become interested in Bridge and Gravesen. Apparently Portsmouth have put in a £9.5m bid for Martins too. It's all going swimmingly. Fast forward to 11:47 on July 31st and Roeder "I'm still confident we can get three or four players in before the window closes. Damien Duff was not the last bit of business I'll be doing this month." 176674[/snapback] August 31st. July 31st would require a rewind.

The Vicar of Dibley getting into any list that includes the word "funniest" in the title is a disgrace. Particularly when you read the line. Jesus wept.

Yup, I'm a bit concerned that O'Neill might suddenly become interested in Bridge and Gravesen. Apparently Portsmouth have put in a £9.5m bid for Martins too. It's all going swimmingly. Fast forward to 11:47 on July 31st and Roeder "I'm still confident we can get three or four players in before the window closes. Damien Duff was not the last bit of business I'll be doing this month."

When I was 18 went on holiday with my mates to Benidorm (classy). Anyway, OFAH always reminds me of there because every day we'd go to this English bar for a full English and all it showed, all day from morning to night were OFAH videos. Nice with bacon, eggs and a hangover.