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Bridget, glad to see you turn up and put a stop to Hinge and Brackets slutbucketry! Tescos. End of. My mam reckons Sainsburys for organic stuff - I try and buy organic on fresh stuff where possible, but I'm only kidding myself cos all I do is find it at the back of the fridge 3 months later covered in mould.

Slightly surprised to hear Rocker's "I won't go to friendlies because there are too many kids" comments after his "It's great that the kids get to see their heros train" comments the other day. So they can watch them train as long as they don't get any ideas about attending the matches?

Dull is just a matter of taste, how could that bother me? I just picked up on the fact you labelled it pretentious, a word used often by people who haven't a clue what they're talking about. I was interested to see if you fitted into that category. 171118[/snapback] She's not gonna like that.

Martin on a hat-trick for Inter. If we are watching him he's not hurting his cause.

2 minute brace from Butt. Renton is seething!

Am i going to get a for asking pardon? 171098[/snapback] They just said on the commentary that they'd had a text in from an anonymous restaurateur saying that Shepherd was spotted having dinner with Ibrahimovic the other day. Nailed-on fact tbh.

The most over-rated striker in the world ever? Oh good. 171093[/snapback] Agreed, I hope to fuck we aren't looking to sign that loon. 171095[/snapback] But look at this goal! http://youtube.com/watch?v=7ITRuG1jK8Q OMG YOUTUBE SCOUTING!!111

"It the sort of name they like up here on Tyneside, isn't it? Bruno?" Eh?

Shepherd having dinner with Ibrahimovic. I hope he chewed with his mouth closed, the fat twat.

Our back four are just four individuals operating completely independently of one another. There's no sense at all that they know how to operate as a unit or have any idea how to cover for one another. Roeder's got his work cut out there.

Martins has scored for Inter v Porto btw. If you want to see the highlight then it's half time in that game in 5 minutes. 3-0 to Inter.

Boumsong's playing in his loafers again. Slipping and sliding all over the place on that last attack.

Boumsong on for the second half. AWESOME!

We're looking ok so far.

Probably. Might do us good to get a bit of a chasing though from a fitness perspective, which is all that really matters here.

Zog and Taylor dropped. Fair enough the N'Zogbia thing like - Duff's the better player. Bit of a toss-up between Taylor and Bramble though IMO.

there's no good aids! sure one might be better, but not good. Better. Not good. 171037[/snapback] .. either I'm being whooshed or I'm going to break out the whoosh cannon me self! 171041[/snapback] Paraphrased from Curb Your Enthusiasm, Fish. Obviously not quite the fan you think you are.

Based on their highlights reels Luque looks the more accomplished player of the two, so if had to choose one to come good it would be Luque. Not because I want Shola to fail, but because I think Luque's best is probably better than Shola's.

I don't know what you two are laughing at, I couldn't agree more.

And then decided he was bigger than Joyce, but anyway...back to you, ticko! I'd be forced to eat potatoes...because of a famine...caused by the potato blight. Stick to the one liners, how did you lot ever rule the World? 170979[/snapback] Yes, you dimwit! If a famine struck, you and your family would have had to feast on your toys which were all made of potatoes. Did you really not understand that or are you just playing up to the stereotype?

Aye, when I worked in the nightclub, the blokes who fought seemed to have some sort of code whereby you stopped when the bouncers got hold of you, but the lasses! Jesus wept. Walking around at the end of the night and finding clumps of hair with pieces of scalp an inch square attached to them was not pleasant.

Toonpack still think that gays are the product of gay relationships. FACT!

Roddy Doyle got there first mate, the whinging bastard! Count yourself lucky there wasn't still a famine or you would have been forced to eat your potato train set.

As if I was chomping. I had you on a string and you KNOW it. You genuinely believed the bit where you said that gays being unable to reproduce would lead to the end of their "race" though, didn't you?

The tag line on the ad was "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down". They probably didn't make it to Ireland like. You'll have had to make do with a potato.