Gemmill

It's been nearly 8 years, man, we barely speak to each other. If I explain the thought process on here that involved me going from thinking I needed a shave, to wondering what would happen if you accidentally shaved your nipples off, I'd be in trouble. Were you wearing your peephole Pringle at the time?

It actually occured to me while I was watching the Palermo match, no idea why, but noticing the effect it had on the girlfriend, I thought I'd better come on here and spread the love. I've not seen either film so I'm a bit confused. Do you mean to say you were biting your lasses nipples during the Palermo match? Shaving them tbh.

Urgh to the people claiming their piss smells of different foodstuffs! Minging!

Had the same one again this morning.. You're being TARGETED!!

Sounds quite similar to the answer phone message Cath had the other day from a parcel company claiming they tried to deliver the radio she ordered. The number on that was premium rate too. Arseholes.

Got this email. Look out kids!

I've started taking a Sanatogen A to Z every day. Getting old you know.

In your case I reckon it was probably a quite deliberate attempt on your mams part to rub all your hair off. That pic of you in your pj's, man! It looks like they used to give you a glass of mercury to drink before bedtime instead of milk. Fucking weird. I do look a bit Children of the Corn like.

Remember that though. When your mam would dry your hair as a kid with a towel and yer fucker she would nearly rub the lot off. I wouldn't be surprised at all if some lad's nipple was a casualty of overly-vigorous motherly towel-drying.

No, there was none to be had. I love how Luque's fan boys are clinging on to last night's goal for dear life. "SEE? He IS the best!" YES THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ARE NOW A LUQUE FAN BOY.

Have you been shaving your chest like, you Chippendale wannabe.

Yeah, Dave, it should be "clear as a mountain spring" more often than not if you're keeping yourself suitably hydrated. If it's anywhere near brown, you definitely need to be drinking more water.

I had a chicken borga. Taking me lunches in to work at the minute as well. Boring salads every day.

You guys are SO FUNNY!!!

Ahhh, so you're trying to get a shag. That makes more sense now. You tried the comedy angle with Lou and that failed, so now it's Shakespeare. Good luck with it. Where's she gone btw? I think he might have done something to her tbh. It seems to have scared her off though, so it's not all bad.

Ahhh, so you're trying to get a shag. That makes more sense now. You tried the comedy angle with Lou and that failed, so now it's Shakespeare. Good luck with it.

Aftershave? You're supposed to be a WOMAN for christs sake!

Whatever, herpes boy!

Is Cath doing hospital radio these days then?

If he wasn't gay, presumably. Although I didn't know he was until a week or so ago.

Aye, right. Don't make me have to hit you on Saturday.

Brock LOVES Scott Mills. He's shite.

That bloke gets paid HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF POUNDS a year as well, you know? Where's the justice in that?

I remember buying my sister a limited edition Bros single for Christmas which had a special Christmas message on from them, and Matt Goss singing Silent Night. It was the boogie.

That's the one.