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Renton's heading down to boo Butt every time he gets a touch in head tennis. "Boo!.........Boo!.........Boo!"

I like the idea of Roeder walking round with a radio mic, Cliff Richard style, telling people what different bits of training are "This is shooting practice where we .......... practiccccccce-uh shootinnnnnnng-uh"

Exactly. Cringeworthy.

How many times do they want to mention that Shearer's, the club shop, and the box office will be open? And the screening the 5-0 Man United game. Cringeworthy tbh.

Has anyone really heard of this bloke? At 27 you would think he would have been playing somewhere other than Empoli if he was really any good. I know that's often a bollocks argument, but seriously - who is he?!

The Interpreter. It was decent enough. Nowt special though. I like Sean Penn, but he didn't seem that arsed in this one.

That tosser out of 5ive again.

Haway then, what's it for?

How far from Roeder's "must have premiership experience, can't afford to gamble on expensive players we know nothing about" list do the likes of Tavano and Martins sound though? Either it's total bullshit, or we've completely failed in our attempts to get any of our initial targets. Probably the latter. Either way it's not looking great.

You knew what he was going to do every time he got the ball. SLP has already posted it on this very thread. "Heed doon, run!". He really wasn't very good at all.

SUPPOSEDLY we're supposed to be announcing one of our free signings today. According to N-O. Apparently some academy lads have let slip or something like that. We'll see like - it ties in with T-Keith's press conference on Thursday story.....

What did you make, you freak? 169724[/snapback] I'm saying no more. 1st prize was a trip to the proper Legoland in Denmark. 2nd prize? Tonnes of fucking Lego. 169726[/snapback] Tell us! You can't be bullied for this now. The statute of limitations has passed.

Laughing at the fact that this knobsack has sent this (or anything for that matter) into the Chronicle letters page AND the fact that Matt reads the Chronicle letters page. Having said that, the northumbrian probably only reads the Journal and the Chronicle. "What need do Geordie people have to hear of events taking place outside of the region? If I want to know what's happening in Lebanon and I want some southern based shandy drinker to tell me about it in his posh accent, I'll ficking well move there and ask him."

What did you make, you freak?

Are there any plans to repeat this, do we know? I didn't know about it, so missed it. I don't know if I want to watch it really though - it just pisses me off watching these idiots.

Happy birthday Paul. Now that you're of age, start posting more.

The Virginia Bottomley bit is minging you dirty twat!

Ronaldo.

For breakfast? With pineapple? Urgh! On the side of your plate as an accompaniment to a meal, yes, but not as a meal in itself.

Move down from the face and there's a couple of things that might swing you. Well, maybe not you. 169391[/snapback] Is she cheb-tacular like? I've never really seen many pictures of her away from her drum kit.

At the end of the day, Courtney Love is a junkie. She looked alright for a little while when she scrubbed up and tried to look a bit hollywood, but it didn't take long for her revert to being a scabby bint. The White Stripes lass looks retarded in that top photo.

Shearer's.

Bloomin' flip!

They're covered in greb, chewie and bird shit for the most part as well.

She'll pick Helen Chamberlain first. And if anyone says she's rough she'll say "'Ow dares you!? Oi've seen 'er in person and she's a lovely lookin' lady you grockle!"