Gemmill

An NSFW warning would be nice like ffs.

You say that now, but wait til you see the shoes!

We need an exhibit A here so everyone can see what I mean.

And by the way Sammy, I don't know how you DARE take the piss out of my shoes. I've seen the full version of this photo and I can only wonder at the reaction from your client when his legal representative turned up to court in a pair of orthopedic shoes. What's that all about?! Shouldn't you keep your corrective shoes for outside of work time?

Those things are for FREAKS tbh.

Bet he's not from round here like Looks like he's got a bit of a paunch on him actually. Bit of a fatty if you ask me.

Oh dear. Man bag, spotty brolly and a fucking wheely suitcase!? What manner of homosexual IS this?!

I quite fancy the Aspers thing like. Will go sooner or later for a lark. £20 is a cheap night out tbh.

Patterned umbrellas are the PITS tbh.

Mince-tastic tbh.

They have no concept of testing something out before going live with it.

Eh? If you make it in a cup you put the water in first? So when are you on about putting the milk in first? Do you put milk in the teapot? That's not right surely! No, if I don't use a tea pot, I put the water in the mug before the milk. If I make it in a pot I put the milk into the cup first. Got it now? Aye, you're making sense now. I could see you putting milk in the teapot though, like the Albert fucking Steptoe that you are.

Thing is though, it's just a misspelt, mispronounced version of a word that's already in there. What's the point in adding it?

To be added to the dictionary apparently. Jesus wept! Are they just putting anything in there now?!

Am I talking to myself here, bogboy?

Eh? If you make it in a cup you put the water in first? So when are you on about putting the milk in first? Do you put milk in the teapot? That's not right surely!

It tastes different if you add it first. I prefer the taste when you add the milk first. OK? Psh! Some people insist on putting salt on their food before tasting it too. I can't comprehend this level of presumptiosness. You dickhead! Although I agree about the milk before the water thing. It cools the tea leaves down too much, preventing you getting sufficient flavour from them later.

Post the Ronaldo one tbh.

The one you did to welcome Ronaldo to the club was quality.

Just whoever moves first. What if you both simultaneously shit it though, one turns left and the other turns right. You're dead. Better to get these things straightened out ahead of time.

Weird cos I was thinking about this the other day. Is there an accepted direction to turn when you turn "chicken". Left or right? Do you set the ground rules before you set off?

Jack Black is class on High Fidelity.

Have you got SNG Power Tools yet? I nearly wet myself when I read the first tutorial. A Eureka moment tbs tbs.

It's a bit of a clart on paying for it mind. One of his suggestions involves transferring $90 to him on Party, and he will then transfer $50 back to you so you end up paying him the net $40. $50 minimum transfer on Party demands it, but still.... I went with the paypal option.

HURGH! Leeeeeet it rain! HURGH! Leeeeeet it rain! HURGH! Leeeeeet it rain! HURGH! Let it rain!